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Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/73945 I thought this was pretty amusing. If it's been posted before just let this thread die peacefully.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/25/07
Hilarious!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/05
Brilliantly funny! What newspapers does this appear in? (It says 250 syndicated papers, how can I never have heard of this column?--or was that a joke?)
TomMonster, it was a joke. This article is from The Onion, a satirical newspaper.
That's what I thought--being The Onion! Too bad, though, what brilliant idea for a column.
haha. It would be awesome. I wish there was a way real people could send their questions to The Onion to be answered by the stage directions.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
They do the advice column just about every week- but always with a different object offering advice; Ask the instruction manual for installing a dishwasher, Ask the Connecticut Rules of the Road, Ask a recipe for Bouillabaisse, etc....