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Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

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Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#1
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:30am
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#2
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:32am
Wasn't that a chapter in the book of Wicked? There was definitely some freaky wild animal orgy scene....too bad they didn't musicalize THAT part.

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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#2
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:33am
Boq had sex with a Tiger I believe. I had to go back and re-read to make sure it really happened.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#3
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:37am
What a weird way to die.
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#4
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:40am
Not to mention painful.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#5
Posted: 1/30/08 at 9:39am
"crocodiles become agitated when humans venture into their breeding grounds during mating season"

I wonder if they get as agitated as humans when crocodiles venture into their breeding grounds during mating season? (Which I believe is all the time).
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#6
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:40pm
I've never had a crocodile venture into my breeding grounds.
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#7
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:42pm
You were the crocodile!
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#8
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:43pm
Is that the same as being the cracker?
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#9
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:43pm
No. That would be a crackodile.
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#10
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:45pm
Do they still make Chocodiles?
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#11
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:48pm
I think they were afraid he'd post a sex tape of the frenzy on Youtube. Can't blame them for wanting to save the good stuff for pay-per-view.
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#12
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:49pm
stupid crocodiles!!
....but the world goes 'round
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#13
Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:53pm
All this irreverance is appalling. A man has DIED.

Shame on all of you.
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#14
Posted: 1/30/08 at 1:05pm
Phyllis I am glad SOMEONE still has respect for the dead! Now, let's you & I wish him a fond farewell from this earthly plane: "See ya later, Alligator!"
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#15
Posted: 1/30/08 at 1:08pm
I put out flowers and a fuzzy teddy bear, but the crocs ate them.
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re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy#16
Posted: 1/30/08 at 1:58pm
I love my Crocs! They are so comfortable!