The Morms are getting aggressive

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The Morms are getting aggressive#1
Posted: 1/26/08 at 8:43pm
those wacky ads now say say "click here to chat with a Mormon".

If this is for real, think of the fun that could be had!

....but the world goes 'round
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#2
Posted: 1/26/08 at 9:16pm
Ha. I misread your title as "The NORNS are getting aggressive."
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#2
Posted: 1/26/08 at 9:22pm
Oh, it's for REAL all right. And they say the gays "recruit." It's not enough for the Mormos have a dozen kids each and to baptize your dead relatives as Mormons whether you like it or not, they have to go door to door and sit on the other side of ads on sites like this in their total quest for world domination.
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#3
Posted: 1/26/08 at 9:40pm
oh, but BWW doesn't allow aany type of hate post to exist, right....I mean we cannot say what we really think about that religion or we could be thrown off, YET.....they can advertise here and tell me online that my liestyle is wrong and be hateful towards me? Hmmm, methinks double standard exist.

I wonder if the Taliban, or Westboro Baptist Church wanted to advertise here, would BWW take their money?

But I probably am doing something unTOSlike by even asking the question.....
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#4
Posted: 1/26/08 at 9:42pm
Click on the ad and tell them directly. That's what I'm gonna do.
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#5
Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:06pm
Not happy about Mormons wanting to "conquer the world," but better them than the Scientologists.
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#6
Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:08pm
I never saw one of those Mormon ads.


OK, so now I just did, lol.
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#7
Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:32pm
Tanny looks em in the eye and just says no!
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#8
Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:36pm
I could never say no to a face like that, Glebb.
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#9
Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:45pm
So true StageManager2!
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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#10
Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:56pm
I love that direct stare pic. Good thing she doesn't have a cult like the Mormons, I'd sign right up.
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#11
Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:58pm
She's very pretty, Glebb!
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#12
Posted: 1/26/08 at 10:59pm
Thanks Namo and Jane.
Don't love her pretty white scarf?
God gave it to her.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#13
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:03pm
Yes, God gave her some beautiful colors! She's wearing a smart looking coat, too.
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#14
Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:11am
Dear annonymous mormon chat buddy,

This is Joseph Smith communicating with you through the internet. I don't know how to say this delicately, but I was wrong.
I know this is probably a bad time what with a potential Mormon presidential candidate and all, but you'd better convert to some other religion - and fast!
If this throws you into an existential dilemma, please remember:
WWPD?

Sorry about all the confusion,

JS
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Updated On: 1/27/08 at 02:11 AM
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#15
Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:16am
What would Penny do?

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#16
Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:17am
that works to, but the P I was referring to is someone else.
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Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:29am
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#18
Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:31am
Those are Jehovah's Witnesses, Fromage. I once studied with them, as well as the Mormons. This was when I was trying to find religion. Obviously I never did.
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#19
Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:35am
This of course brings to mind a Family Guy bit where Peter is going door to door trying to sell religion. So finally one guy actually says "ok, tell me about it".
And Peter is just so shocked he says: "Really? Wow. Ok, I mean I didn't expect this...um...so god created the earth and um...you know we're supposed to believe in him and all that. That's about it."
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#20
Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:36am
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#21
Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:41am
why bring the kid I wonder?
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Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:49am
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#23
Posted: 1/27/08 at 2:50am
Yes, Jehovah's Witnesses usually wear suits when they go door to door. At least the ones I know.

taz, that kid isn't just tagging along. He's proselytizing, as well. I don't remember exactly how it works, but kids/teens have to "graduate" within the church. They also don't get baptized 'til they come of age, when it becomes their choice.
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re: The Morms are getting aggressive#24
Posted: 1/27/08 at 3:35am
i was really hoping this was gonna be about some desperate move my Mutt Romney.