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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE #1
Posted: 12/24/07 at 4:08am
An Italian Christmas

A man in South Philly calls his son in Florida two days before Christmas and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.'
'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talkin about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'No way they're getting! divorced!' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls South Philly immediately and screams at her father,' You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there by tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way.'



MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL !!!


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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE #2
Posted: 12/24/07 at 5:12pm
Haha! Jolly good!

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