Jewel has the worst boob-job I've ever seen
Jewel has the worst boob-job I've ever seen
#1Jewel has the worst boob-job I've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 9:39am
Wow. Oh man.
Jewel's Boobs
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#2re: Jewel has the worst boob-job I've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 9:42amThat photo makes me uncomfortable.
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#2re: Jewel has the worst boob-job I've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 9:44amAh, criticizing women's bodies is such sport! Tally-ho!
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#3re: Jewel has the worst boob-job I've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 9:57amwho's the cowboy?
....but the world goes 'round
#4re: Jewel has the worst boob-job I've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 10:20am
I usually don't like commenting on this kind of stuff, but I have to agree. That's bad.
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#5jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 10:25ambb, we're not criticizing her body, we're criticizing what she's clearly put in her body. badly.
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#6jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 10:32amDefinitely NOT perky.
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#7jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 10:58amNo, the worst boob jobs are the ones that wort of wrinkle and pucker on the sides. That is one of the nastiest sights I've had the misfortune to witness.
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#9jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:03pm
Jewel HAS NOT had a boob job. Which is why people feel her breasts are less than spectacular. She's wearing a bad dress that doesn't showcase the girls properly.
Give her a break. How could someone as crunchy granola as Jewel be so vain as to get a boob job and leave her horrible fangs untouched. If Jewel was vain enough to get boobs, she would have fixed her teeth first.
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#10jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:06pmNot that I care one way or the other, but wasn't crunchy granola Jewel the one who sold out with that Intuition razor song? I would have thought that would have gone against the belief system you're imposing on her more than getting breast implants does.
#11jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:10pmbad boob job. she's had one. and she sucks anyway.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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#12jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:11pmI really want to see what her breasts look like but the site is blocked. Is the photo too risque for someone to post in the thread?
#13jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:13pm
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#14jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:14pm
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
blueroses
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#15jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:24pm
F--king blue question mark box.
Thanks for trying, papa. I'll check back when I get home later.
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#16jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:26pmi hope that was just the dress, if not i'd sue the surgeon.
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"I'm a butterfly, trivial and small, and in the greater scheme of things, I don't mean much at all." ~The Story of My Life
"Forget Regret, or life is yours to miss." ~Rent
#17jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:35pm
It's the dress. I have watched enough Project Runway to know that it is an ill-fitting top to the dress.
As a Jewel fan, I really don't like when people criticize the Intuition album. The song-writing is as solid as ever, she just changed up the genre, as many musicians do. It was tongue-in-cheek. She has a sense of humor. As far as selling it to the razor company, let's not be foolish-artists have to eat. Endorsements are a nice way to be free to work on what you really want to do. Cyndi Lauper sold True Colors to Kodak.
Jewel has also lost a fair amount of weight, which may account for changes in size of certain areas.
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"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#18jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:39pm
I hope it's the dress, even though it doesn't look like it.
I used to be a big fan of her first album. I think she would've honestly chosen to fix her teeth first. Otherwise, she's looking great.
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#19jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:42pm
i met her during a meet and greet at a show she did with Rob Thomas. We got to listen to the soundcheck and then get a group photo with her.
she seemed almost petrified of meeting fans. she stood in front of the group (where rob was right in there with the group) with her hands at her side and barely said hello or smiled. she looked as if a strong wind came through it might blow her over.
"Sometimes on the strip, the dreams you come in with, ain't the dreams you leave with" ~Rock of Ages
"I'm a butterfly, trivial and small, and in the greater scheme of things, I don't mean much at all." ~The Story of My Life
"Forget Regret, or life is yours to miss." ~Rent
"I'm a butterfly, trivial and small, and in the greater scheme of things, I don't mean much at all." ~The Story of My Life
"Forget Regret, or life is yours to miss." ~Rent
#20jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 2:12pm
When I saw Jewel in concert last year she told the audience that she is very nervous with fans. I guess she's had a few stalkers, and one of them slipped into a meet and greet. She noted that, mixed with her intense introversion, makes her weird to be around strangers. She even apologized to some people in the audience who met her (they won a contest). She asked them, "was I weird?" and they laughingly responded "yes you there." The audience laughed and she owned her neurosis.
The whole conpect of meeting fans/strangers must be daunting and potentially awkward/odd.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#21jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 2:12pmI agree Bettyboy. 0304 (aka "The Intuition Album") is actually really solid. I prefer "This Way", but not by much.
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#22jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 2:14pm
My original comment was just plain mean, so I'm censoring myself :)
and all that I could do because of you was talk of love...
Updated On: 11/8/07 at 02:14 PM
#23jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 2:21pm
Or just stayed natural. We are all beautiful, kids. In our own special way.
I cn't see thepics either--down with the school server!--but I didn't know that Jewel was even a big enough artist anymore for anyone to want to look at her boobs.
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#24jewel has the worst boob-job i've ever seen
Posted: 11/8/07 at 2:25pmI still stand by what I said. If you're going to refer to her as crunchy granola and say that's a reason why certainly wouldn't get breast implants, I don't see how my questioning why her razor tie-in song wouldn't conflict with her hippie ethics but breaset implants would.
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