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Golden Girls Gone WIld!

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Golden Girls Gone WIld!#1
Posted: 8/2/07 at 11:48am
Golden Girls Gone WIld!

"We’re tickled a pervy shade of pink over Chris Zimmerman’s forthcoming “Golden Girls Gone Wild” exhibit.

Our cousin Jossip describes the Frontiers-sponsored Los Angeles show, which features a breast bearing Bea Arthur, thus:


Bea Arthur, like you’ve never seen her before, and never, ever want to see her again.

Obviously they don’t know us at all.

Homo Jack E. Jett, meanwhile, sent us an email this morning which read, “My buddy Lenora has purchased some artwork that in my opinion is priceless.”

Who knew Bea Arthur and her 85-year old breasts could feed so many contradictions??"

Golden Girls Gone Wild

No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:13pm
Updated On: 9/5/08 at 02:13 PM
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#2
Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:32pm
Sure, Art is great. Bea? Not so much.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#2
Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:32pm
Sure, Art is great. Bea? Not so much.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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X#4
Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:33pm
Updated On: 9/5/08 at 02:33 PM
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Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:35pm
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#6
Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:37pm
Bea asked me to say "Thank you for being a friend!"
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#7
Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:37pm
You forgot an extra "Miami is nice."
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#8
Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:38pm
So is 'interuterine'...you don't use it in a song!
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#9
Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:40pm
Miami, you're cuter than, an interuterine...
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Posted: 8/2/07 at 2:59pm
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#11
Posted: 8/2/07 at 4:13pm
M-I-A, another M-I, M-I-A-M-I spells Miami Beach!
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#12
Posted: 8/2/07 at 4:15pm
Girls!

It stirs emotion

Girls!

It's by the ocean

GIRLS!

So bring your suntan loti....
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#13
Posted: 8/2/07 at 4:59pm
I love The Golden Girls...preferably with clothes.
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#14
Posted: 8/2/07 at 5:03pm
Ah yes, *this* is why I return to BWW.
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Posted: 8/2/07 at 10:31pm
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#16
Posted: 8/2/07 at 11:51pm
Not to change the subject, but what do all y'all think of the "Guys Gone Wild" DVDs?
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#17
Posted: 8/3/07 at 12:01am
Lame.
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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#18
Posted: 8/3/07 at 8:57am
double lame!

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re: Golden Girls Gone WIld!#19
Posted: 8/3/07 at 10:09am
Was that by Jasper DeKimmel, or Lazlo?
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re: Golden Girls Gone Wild!#20
Posted: 8/3/07 at 10:47am
yeah, i'm pretty sure that i'm scarred for life.
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re: Golden Girls Gone Wild!#21
Posted: 8/3/07 at 10:50am
Jasper DeKimmel NEVER would have painted that. It only has one nose.
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re: Golden Girls Gone Wild!#22
Posted: 8/3/07 at 10:55am
The gallery always makes the same mistake...they hang it upside down...that's not a nose!

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS