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IT'S TOO QUIET...

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IT'S TOO QUIET...#0
Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:45am
somebody tell a joke!
"It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance." - Elizabeth Taylor
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#1
Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:52am
Why did the elephant cross the road?
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#2
Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:55am
why?
oh goodness
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#3
Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:55am
Jess you've heard this one before:

Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#4
Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:56am
but was it a PINK Elephant? LOL!!!
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#5
Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:57am
no, actually, i haven't lol
oh goodness
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#6
Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:59am
Ya you have- I remember tellin it to you, it was a while ago though..
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#7
Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:09am
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
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A pilot you racist!
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#8
Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:10am

Off-topic thread...
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#9
Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:10am
"Everyone's a little bit rascist..." (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Q: What is the most weirdest or funniest thing a fan has asked you? Joe Flanigan, Stargate Atlantis: When a fan asked me for help with his grammar. I'm available.
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#10
Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:12am
What's big, long, and full of seaman?

(And no its not what you think)
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#11
Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:14am
only jokes I know are very dirty (former bartender here, and no I won't post them). I liked the elephant one, loved the pilot one....keep 'em coming! lol
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#12
Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:20am
a sailboat!
oh goodness
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#13
Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:21am
A boat, but same thing.
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#14
Posted: 12/12/05 at 3:35am
I thought it was a submarine, lol, and I too LOVED the Pilot one as well!! Bartenders must get the best jokes!!
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#15
Posted: 12/12/05 at 4:11am
i cant fall asleep! and i have 2 finals tomorrow i need to do well on. i think its because i accidently fell asleep while i was studying tonite. ugh
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#16
Posted: 12/12/05 at 5:33am
well good luck on your finals, we'll be rootin' for ya!
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#17
Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:05am
What is Smokey The Bear's middle name ?

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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#18
Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:10am
Oh,Cuteness!

EDIT: gotta love a joke I can tell my kids...but then again, I doubt they know who Smokey the Bear is ...got some 'splainin' to do.
Updated On: 12/12/05 at 06:10 AM
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#19
Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:14am
Okay...

On a train there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"

The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

George Bush thought - "I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again".
"Now I may not have much, but I have more determination than any man you're likely to meet." - Big Fish
"Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes." - Swordfish
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#20
Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:19am
I so don't mean to keep posting endlessly and I know it's way off topic but what the hell, it's late (for me, or early for you)and this is refreshing! Loved that one Munk!
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#21
Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:23am
Yea, it's off topic...but hell...since its created already...why not. Jose' could move it to the off topic board. re: IT'S TOO QUIET... Got that one from one of many emails. I would post more, but it may be inappropriate for some.
"Now I may not have much, but I have more determination than any man you're likely to meet." - Big Fish
"Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes." - Swordfish
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re: IT'S TOO QUIET...#22
Posted: 12/12/05 at 7:21am
What's brown and sticky?












A stick!
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