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Eight Reasons Not to drink


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Eight Reasons Not to drink

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4.5.6

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re: Eight Reasons Not to drink#6
Posted: 9/29/04 at 3:33pm
Bay the way,

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re: Eight Reasons Not to drink#7
Posted: 9/29/04 at 3:38pm
The lady passed out on the table in only a thong is the epitome of class.
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re: Eight Reasons Not to drink#8
Posted: 9/29/04 at 3:41pm
More like 8 reasons not to have a-hole roommates with digital cameras.

Reason #746 why I live alone ......I'll drink to that.
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re: Eight Reasons Not to drink#9
Posted: 9/29/04 at 3:41pm
And one for Mahler.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
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re: Eight Reasons Not to drink#10
Posted: 9/29/04 at 3:42pm
Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish
and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's
as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

~ Henny Youngman

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

~ Stephen Wright

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we

fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.

Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is

beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the

wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

~ "Unknown"

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One
afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his
buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always
feel smarter after a few beers."

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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re: Eight Reasons Not to drink#11
Posted: 9/29/04 at 4:59pm
I remember that Cheers quote. re: Eight Reasons Not to drink
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re: Eight Reasons Not to drink#12
Posted: 9/29/04 at 6:00pm
haha you think i care? I'M 21 THIS WEEKEND!!! I'M GETTING WASTED!!!







haha no... not really :P
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