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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0
Posted: 9/29/04 at 7:05am
CHILDREN'S WORST BOOK TITLES


1. You were an Accident
2. Strangers Have the Best Candy
3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
4. Some Kittens Can Fly!
5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
6. Where Would you Like to be Buried?
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Animals of N. America - Hey! Let's go Ride Our Bikes!
9. All Dogs Go To Hell
10. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
11. When Mommy & Daddy don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
12. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
13. What Is that Dog Doing To that Other Dog
14. Why Can't Mr. Fork & Mr. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
15. Bi-Curious George
16. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
17. You Are Different & That's Bad
18. Dad's New Wife Gerald
19. Pop! Goes the Hamster & Other Microwave Games!
20. Testing Homemade Parachutes with Your Household Pets
21. The Hardy Boys, The Barbie Twins & the Vice Squad
22. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
23. Curious George & the High Voltage Fence
24. The Boy Who Died From Eating all His Vegetables
25. Start a Real Estate Empire from the Change in your Mommy's Purse
26. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
27. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
28. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers & Are Shot Dead
29. How To Become the Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
30. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:20am
Hmmm Do you think Lizzie would like these?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:25am
Mom..I'd stick with.."Are You My Mother"..my favorite book when I was a wee lad.
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:25am
How did you get your hands on Robert's official reading list at school? re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:26am
funny!!! a few years ago, i had seen a bunch of joike PSAs that Charlie Brown and company had supposedly done... i wish i could find them... redhot remembers a couple... and some of them were pretty raunchy...
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:27am
I liked that one too, but I think that "Is your Mama a Llama" may win out. Anna's nickname all through highschool was Llama!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#6
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:38am
Maybe this should go on Rodney's new thread... but, what the hell...

The Peanuts Public Service Announcements


We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie and the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie moves back to his house in East LA in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"

See how the Peanuts Gang deals with sexual pressures in:
"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Discover a father's forbidden love in:
"IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN"

Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
"IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"

What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN"

Schroder teaches the Peanuts gang about getting high in:
"ROLL US A FAT ONE, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Charlie Brown gets his first job in:
"WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CHARLIE BROWN?"

Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social security checks and stripping cars in:
"GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN"

Peppermint Patty 'goes to town' on Marcie in:
"WHO NEEDS MEN, CHARLIE BROWN?"

Charlie gets an AOL account and stays up all night long in:
"WELCOME!... YOU HAVE MAIL, CHARLIE BROWN!!!
Updated On: 9/29/04 at 08:38 AM
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#7
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:50am
Very funny joeyjoe. re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#8
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:56am
Boobs - I like number 8 the best!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#9
Posted: 9/29/04 at 9:03am
Redhot ...we should see if we could come up with more titles.
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#10
Posted: 9/29/04 at 9:05am
Heather Has Two Mommies in Prison.
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#11
Posted: 9/29/04 at 9:08am
Green eggs and Sam.
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#12
Posted: 9/29/04 at 10:39am
That's really cool.
Real men are tenors.
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#13
Posted: 9/29/04 at 11:10am
Boobs - best one YET.
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#14
Posted: 9/29/04 at 2:59pm
"19. Pop! Goes the Hamster & Other Microwave Games!"
"26. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"

These are my favorite parts of my new favorite chuckle. Thanks boobs.

Joeyjoe, those are wonderful. Thanks to you to.

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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#15
Posted: 9/29/04 at 10:34pm
"Let's Make Toast in the Bathtub!"
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