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If...#0
Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:06pm
a tree falls in a hurricane and the wind is howling too loudly for anyone to hear, does it make a sound?

Okay, so I know we already have a Hurricane Ivan thread. But since I know at least I am in desperate need of some good hurricane humor, I thought I'd make a thread for that.

So this is the place to share stupid things reporters have said, eccentric (or just frustrating) neighbors have done, or crazy things you've though up yourself in the process of going stir-crazy.

Here are a few headlines I've made up while thinking entirely too much on this subject:

"Hurricanes Frances and Ivan have turned the natural phenomenon previously known as the Hurricane into the Hurri-up-and-wait-cane."

"Residents of areas with rapidly rising floodwaters will need NOAA to build them an ark in the aftermath of Hurricanes Ivan and Frances."

"An especially severe 2004 Hurricane season has Florida residents Blowing in the Wind."
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
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re: If...#1
Posted: 9/11/04 at 5:12pm
Funny... thank you!
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re: If...#2
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:12pm
NotThatGirl=NotThatFunny
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
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re: If...#3
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:15pm
NotThatNice, Sum.
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re: If...#4
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:16pm
Not that girl may indeed be not that funny, but she is also not that safe, and just looking for some support and reassurance. Apparrently it's the Sum of all things - except compassion.
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re: If...#5
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:21pm
*hugs NTG*
I have ZERO sense of humor, but stay safe, hun.
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re: If...#6
Posted: 9/11/04 at 8:27pm
::shrug:: I think you have to be a Florida resident who's as stir-crazy as me to appreciate the humor...thanks for the hug though, Emcee. Oh and flames actually amuse me...so thanks Sum, too.
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re: If...#7
Posted: 9/11/04 at 9:04pm
*So glad I'm at school and no longer in FL*
Plince! Plince! Nein! T-Rex!!
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re: If...#8
Posted: 9/11/04 at 9:10pm
Three more years for me...that's 3 years WAY too long...
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"