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Wednesday Morning Chuckle

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Wednesday Morning Chuckle#0
Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:36am
A really dumb guy walked into a bar and noticed a beautiful blonde sitting at the bar.
He walked up to her and said "Can I buy you a drink?"
She replied "Yes you may, but you won't get to first base with me."
"And why not?" replied the dummy.
"Because I'm a lesbian." she replied.
"Oh, so you're from Lebanon."
"You don't know what a lesbian is, do you?"
"No, I can't say I do." replied the idiot.
"Let me try to explain." said the blonde. "You see that girl at the end of the bar. Well I would like to make passionate love to her, and kiss her all over, all night long." She looked aside and saw the dumb guy with his head down crying uncontrollably.
"What's the matter with you?!, " said the lesbian.
The dummy slowly looked up to her and said "Oh My Lord, "Oh My Lord. I think I'm a lesbian too!"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#1
Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:43am
I needed a laugh this AM. Thanks, Boobs!
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re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#2
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:33am
boobs - your new icon is quite an eyeful! LOL...

Good chuckle - thanks re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
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