Funny Tshirts

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Funny Tshirts#0
Posted: 9/7/04 at 8:49pm
What is the funniest tshirt you have ever worn or seen on another person? I used to have one that said " I am a virgin but this is an old tshirt"
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re: Funny Tshirts#1
Posted: 9/7/04 at 8:54pm
Not haha funny, but the Assassins give people quite a shock. On the front it says "Everybody's Got the Right to Their Dreams". On the back, in huge yellow letters, it says, "ASSASSINS". re: Funny Tshirts
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re: Funny Tshirts#2
Posted: 9/7/04 at 8:57pm
My friend has one of those 3 square picture shirts that says "Things I hate: When my girlfriend gets mad at me, When I get phone calls during dinner, When stupid people read my shirt."
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re: Funny Tshirts#3
Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:03pm
I have one that reads: "If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting"

and another that says:

"I took the road less travelled and look where the hell it got me!"
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re: Funny Tshirts#4
Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:28pm
When my grandfather went into a nursing home, my brother got him a shirt that said.....BMOC. Big Man on Campus.
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re: Funny Tshirts#5
Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:31pm
Best one I have seen said 'BOMB SQUAD' on the front and 'If I run follow me' on the back re: Funny Tshirts

I know, very naughty but made me laugh anyway.

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re: Funny Tshirts#6
Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:37pm
not exactly lol funny, and some of them are rather stupid (most of them were given as gifts) but i own shirts that say:

'society for the gifted and talented-- in more than one way'

'i can only please one person a day. today is not your day. tomorrow doesnt look good either...'

one with a cow with its eye basically popping out saying 'hamburgers are made of WHAT?!?!'

hmmm ran out of time to post the rest but ill come back later...
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re: Funny Tshirts#7
Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:40pm
I'm wearing a shirt right now that says "WElcome to Loserville, Population: You."
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re: Funny Tshirts#8
Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:41pm
I have a shirt that says

"If I get smart with you, how would you know it"
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re: Funny Tshirts#9
Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:45pm
My friend has one that says: genius [gen-ius] (noun) you're looking at her
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re: Funny Tshirts#10
Posted: 9/7/04 at 10:51pm
*looks down at chest* My shirt says "Total Airhead." And it has a hair dryer on it.
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re: Funny Tshirts#11
Posted: 9/7/04 at 10:58pm
I'm totally lame, but I LOVE the Avenue Q shirt that says "Yah, they're real." I want one of those so bad!
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re: Funny Tshirts#12
Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:09pm
Delphine, why have you not told me about this shirt?
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re: Funny Tshirts#13
Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:15pm
haha the ave q shirt is awesome-- i wouldnt wear one myself but its cute on other people I bet
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re: Funny Tshirts#14
Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:16pm
Hell, I'd wear it.
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re: Funny Tshirts#15
Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:22pm
I saw a plain black one that had tiny white lettering that you had to look at really closely to read and it said, 'you ****ing t-shirt reader'. I also have one that looks like this:
I
S E E
D U M B
P E O P L E
(in tiny print)reading my tshirt
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re: Funny Tshirts#16
Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:08am
I have a shirt that says
ACTRESS/SINGER/DANCER/WAITRESS

sad cuz it's true.
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re: Funny Tshirts#17
Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:23am
Ok, first of all I'm totally getting on eof those Ave Q shirts. That really makes me laugh.

But on topic does anyone else love all the cute tshirts Andrew Danjumbo (sp?) on TLC's While You Were Out wears? I mean talk about adorable.
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re: Funny Tshirts#18
Posted: 9/8/04 at 2:17am
funny t-shirts useally make me want to kill people. but i have my share of ironic t-shirts. "new jersey- only the strong survive" "we'll take anyone in new jersey" "i believe in the loch ness" and a pig saying "don't eat me- i love you!" then there are the paul frank shirts that are just funny in themselves. i'm wearing a paul frank robe right now that has julius the monkey in spaceships- how cool is that?
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re: Funny Tshirts#19
Posted: 9/8/04 at 2:50am
When I was in college I saw this guy wearing a t-shirt that says

BEER:
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since . . . (1358 or whatever year they picked)

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re: Funny Tshirts#20
Posted: 9/8/04 at 3:12am
I own...
- "...and you're telling me this because?"
- Front: "Drama: It's cool..." Back: "at least we act like it is."
- Front: "Theatre Major" Back: "We leave our drama on the stage."

We're currently deciding on a Theatre Major shirt slogan for this year. Options include:
- "In college and still acting up!"
- "Drama Major = Major Drama"
- "A little drama never hurt anybody."
- "We're thespians... Wanna watch?" (<--- Note: I attend a Women's College)
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re: Funny Tshirts#21
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:40am
I had a shirt that said "My pimp went to rehoboth and all I got was this shirt"

also I saw a kid last week wearing a shirt that said "I date crack whores" I almost peed myself laughing
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re: Funny Tshirts#22
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:47am
I saw one the other day that said... "Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing it's Idiot!"
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re: Funny Tshirts#23
Posted: 9/8/04 at 4:47pm
If you want some funny (and some utterly tasteless) t shirts then check out this site:


T Shirt Hell
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
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re: Funny Tshirts#24
Posted: 9/8/04 at 5:49pm
I saw one that describes me pretty well in Virginia beach once.

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