Poop the Musical

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Victoria Grant
#0Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/26/03 at 12:17pm

I know this is not a dream but I can't believe there is such a thing. I heard about this on the radio and I had to go and see the website. I've heard of everything now. Has anyone else heard of this? I posted the site very interesting.

http://www.poopthemusical.net

#1re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/26/03 at 1:45pm

The lyrics rock:

My all time favorite is:

Poop, it's everywhere!

Poop, It's in my hair!

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#2re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/26/03 at 1:50pm

I'm envisioning a theatre festival of the future, with:
POOP THE MUSICAL
BOOBS THE MUSICAL
MENOPAUSE THE MUSICAL
THE VAGINA MONOLOGS
PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS

Quite the body of works.


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

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#3re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/26/03 at 5:58pm

Personally, I do not give a ****

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Becky
#4re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/26/03 at 7:29pm

"POOP THE MUSICAL
BOOBS THE MUSICAL
MENOPAUSE THE MUSICAL
THE VAGINA MONOLOGS
PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS

Quite the body of works. "

You forgot "7 Blowjobs" running off-off-Broadway re: re: re: Poop the Musical

broadwayguy2
#5re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/26/03 at 7:39pm

That last one just gave me such a dirty joke. I will refrain from posting it however. LOL.

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Mr Roxy
#6re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/26/03 at 7:41pm

Loosen up, you will feel better. We are all adults. Let it all hang loose


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#7re: re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/26/03 at 8:45pm

you got me, Becky. That's a great addition. Plus a revival of HO CALCUTTA and the Act One finale of HAIR.


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

IssaMe
#8re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 6:09am

Sex : The Musical - (played in NY last year - currently regional). Had Sebastian Arcelus from "Rent" in it.

PPP
#9re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 7:26am

"Cocksucker: A Love Story" is currently playing in San Francisco.

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#10re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 2:54pm

there is an Alfred Kinsey (sex surveys, founder of the infamous "Kinsey Scale" of fluid sexual preference and apparently bisexual himself) musical out there, a semi-parody, which I saw in workshop in Chicago sometime last year.


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

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Mr Roxy
#11re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 5:45pm

I wonder if the lead actor is Richard Cranium . You know the rest.


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#12re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 5:48pm

Let us not forget that "Urinetown" is still running too. LOL


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luluhed
#13re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 5:48pm

This thread is hysterical, keep it "running" ~

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Mr Roxy
#14re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 5:53pm

How about a theater company doing "Urinetown" & "Poop" in tandem? This way you have both ends covered as it were. They should refurbish the theatre & replace all the seats with crappers. It would immediately resolve the problem of 1000 plus people trying to us 20 crappers/urinals in 15 minutes


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Dollypop
#15re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 5:54pm

Perhaps POOP the musical should star That Streisand Woman!


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TheaterBaby
#16re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 5:56pm

Yeah, and perhaps you can play her toilet! Open wide!


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#17no shit!
Posted: 6/27/03 at 6:05pm

perhaps it's time to divide the festival into "Parts" and "Functions"...reminds me of my "Methods and Materials" education classes.

PARTS of the BODY ELECTRIC THEATREFEST:
Boobs the Musical
The Vagina Monologs
Puppetry of the Penis
Joined at the Head
Sideshow
Arms and the Man (sorry just couldn't resist a classic)

FUNCTIONS of the TOUCH ME/FEEL ME REPERTORY:
Sex the Musical
Alfred Kinsey the Musical
Urinetown and Poop the Musical (stall seating only)
Seven Blowjobs (alternating with Cocksucker A Love Story)
Menopause the Musical (which leads directly to our culminating event...)
original cast of the pioneer "Hair's Act One Finale: the Reunion Concert"

OR TO SAVE MONEY AND SEE IT ALL AT ONCE:
Jerry Springer the Opera


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

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Mr Roxy
#18re: re: Poop the Musical
Posted: 6/27/03 at 6:12pm


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