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Poop the Musical

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Poop the Musical#0
Posted: 6/26/03 at 12:17pm
I know this is not a dream but I can't believe there is such a thing. I heard about this on the radio and I had to go and see the website. I've heard of everything now. Has anyone else heard of this? I posted the site very interesting.

http://www.poopthemusical.net
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re: Poop the Musical#1
Posted: 6/26/03 at 1:45pm
The lyrics rock:

My all time favorite is:

Poop, it's everywhere!

Poop, It's in my hair!

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re: re: Poop the Musical#2
Posted: 6/26/03 at 1:50pm
I'm envisioning a theatre festival of the future, with:
POOP THE MUSICAL
BOOBS THE MUSICAL
MENOPAUSE THE MUSICAL
THE VAGINA MONOLOGS
PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS

Quite the body of works.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
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re: re: re: Poop the Musical#3
Posted: 6/26/03 at 5:58pm
Personally, I do not give a ****

Did you know the Majestic & Walter Kerr were designed by an architect called Herbert J Krapp ? I would have hated to grow up with a last name called Krapp (even though it is spelled differently)
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re: re: re: Poop the Musical#4
Posted: 6/26/03 at 7:29pm
"POOP THE MUSICAL
BOOBS THE MUSICAL
MENOPAUSE THE MUSICAL
THE VAGINA MONOLOGS
PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS

Quite the body of works. "

You forgot "7 Blowjobs" running off-off-Broadway re: re: re: Poop the Musical
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re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical#5
Posted: 6/26/03 at 7:39pm
That last one just gave me such a dirty joke. I will refrain from posting it however. LOL.
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re: re: re: re: re: Poop the Musical#6
Posted: 6/26/03 at 7:41pm
Loosen up, you will feel better. We are all adults. Let it all hang loose
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Posted: 6/26/03 at 8:45pm
you got me, Becky. That's a great addition. Plus a revival of HO CALCUTTA and the Act One finale of HAIR.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
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Sex : The Musical - (played in NY last year - currently regional). Had Sebastian Arcelus from "Rent" in it.
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"Cocksucker: A Love Story" is currently playing in San Francisco.
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there is an Alfred Kinsey (sex surveys, founder of the infamous "Kinsey Scale" of fluid sexual preference and apparently bisexual himself) musical out there, a semi-parody, which I saw in workshop in Chicago sometime last year.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
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I wonder if the lead actor is Richard Cranium . You know the rest.
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re: re: Poop the Musical#12
Posted: 6/27/03 at 5:48pm
Let us not forget that "Urinetown" is still running too. LOL
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This thread is hysterical, keep it "running" ~
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How about a theater company doing "Urinetown" & "Poop" in tandem? This way you have both ends covered as it were. They should refurbish the theatre & replace all the seats with crappers. It would immediately resolve the problem of 1000 plus people trying to us 20 crappers/urinals in 15 minutes
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Perhaps POOP the musical should star That Streisand Woman!
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re: Poop the Musical#16
Posted: 6/27/03 at 5:56pm
Yeah, and perhaps you can play her toilet! Open wide!
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no shit!#17
Posted: 6/27/03 at 6:05pm
perhaps it's time to divide the festival into "Parts" and "Functions"...reminds me of my "Methods and Materials" education classes.

PARTS of the BODY ELECTRIC THEATREFEST:
Boobs the Musical
The Vagina Monologs
Puppetry of the Penis
Joined at the Head
Sideshow
Arms and the Man (sorry just couldn't resist a classic)

FUNCTIONS of the TOUCH ME/FEEL ME REPERTORY:
Sex the Musical
Alfred Kinsey the Musical
Urinetown and Poop the Musical (stall seating only)
Seven Blowjobs (alternating with Cocksucker A Love Story)
Menopause the Musical (which leads directly to our culminating event...)
original cast of the pioneer "Hair's Act One Finale: the Reunion Concert"

OR TO SAVE MONEY AND SEE IT ALL AT ONCE:
Jerry Springer the Opera

Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
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re: re: Poop the Musical#18
Posted: 6/27/03 at 6:12pm
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