Favourite Quotes

[mornemorkel443]

Posted: 9/14/21 at 10:23am

My favourite quotes (frasi speciali amicizia) is:

Friends are like melons: to find a good one you need to try a hundred

(Juan Pablo Valdés)

 

[PinniGig]

Posted: 12/23/21 at 5:54am

Mine are less poignant than most and include things like

“If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar”

(Squidward – Spongebob Squarepants)

"If irony was made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now"

(Newscaster Ned - South Park)

"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life, and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls"

(New Mormon kid "Gary" - South Park)


 

Updated On: 12/23/21 at 05:54 AM