Hey Dude,My Name is Paul & I'd Like To Be VP- Page 2

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/11/12 at 11:26pm

Um. How to put this delicately on a board with 12 year olds?

He does know that backwards baseball cap = like blue handkerchief back right pocket, right? Of course he does. His daughter's name is Liza.

[thetinymagic2]

Posted: 10/11/12 at 11:52pm

Is it wrong to say "SO GAY!"

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:05am

Updated On: 10/12/12 at 12:05 AM

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:35am

Brilliant!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:38am

Thank you, baby. It took me all goddamn night!

[strummergirl]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:39am

He admits to taking P90X which explains why it all went into his upper-body- muscle confusion.

[thetinymagic2]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:44am

What the hell is BUTTERFACE? (I never heard that before). You mean, like BUTTAH?

[Wynbish]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:45am

"She lookin' good! She got everything goin on, but her face (which, said quickly, is butterface)"

It basically is someone with a great body but not-so-great face.

Updated On: 10/12/12 at 12:45 AM

[StageManager2]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:47am

Initially, it referred to a woman who has a hot body but an ugly face -- everything but her face. Hence, butterface. But now it has become customary to call men with hot bods but so-so faces butterfaces, too.

[Tag]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:47am

He looks a bit like Matthew Morrison.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:48am

He looks like the combination of Matthew Morrison and Ernest P. Worrell.

[romantico]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:54am

Am I the only one who see's it?

[Kad]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 2:56am

I feel like he was created in the Republicans' secret lab.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 5:15am

He looks nothing like Matty...


You take that back!



He really does look like the idiot neighbor from a very special episode of 'Green Acres'.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 8:03am

PRS, that's brilliant.

[givesmevoice]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 9:30am

Honestly I feel like if you took everything that was attractive about Jake Gyllenhaal and made it creepy and terrible, you'd have Paul Ryan.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 9:45am

Or Maggie Gyllenhaal.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 12:19pm

Phyllis--I kinda wanna read that book.

Posted: 10/12/12 at 1:07pm

I always said he reminds me of that horrible puppet from that Anthony Hopkins horror movie 'Magic"



Updated On: 10/12/12 at 01:07 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 1:41pm

Mansplaining Paul Ryan

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 1:45pm

OMG, taboo, you're absolutely right.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 1:58pm

These pictures were for Time Magazine? They look like some SNL skit or something.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 2:01pm

[romantico]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 2:55pm

[best12bars]

Posted: 10/12/12 at 3:18pm

Maybe one day, he can buy himself some lips. Maybe just even one? A small one?

He has no lips.