There's A Million Wild and Wonderful Ways To Say No!

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 10:06pm

" There’s a million wild and wonderful ways to say no/

(No thanks!

No way!)

Better learn a few and take ’em wherever you go/

(No thanks!

No Sir!)

If you’re pals say, ‘Let’s get high’

Here’s a practical reply

Go ahead, let fly, spit right in his eye and say-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

There’s a million international ways to say no

(Those drugs are so boring!)

All around the world the smart guys are giving up dope

(I’m in training for football!)

In Berlin they just say ‘Nein’

And they tell me that works fine

Cause the bottom line’s just show ‘em you’re sign and say no

Now you could say beat it, get lost, get out of my face with that stuff-

But that could be tactless, you may prefer cool, like this:

I’ll catch you guys later, okay?

I’ve got too much homework, it’s rough

I’m late for my baseball game and I’ll miss my ride

My kid sister needs me

Her hamster died

Gotta hurry home

There’s no time to kill

So I’ll catch you later

Like heck I will!

There’s a million wild and wonderful ways to say no!

Ah-choo! Guess I’m allergic!

And a good excuse is something you never outgrow

It’s bad for my complexion!

When you’re pals say, “Let’s get wrecked!”

Just grab your self-respect

Go on, push eject, protect yourself-

Get up and go!

Be the first one on your block to say-

Eh, forget it, doc!

Now you’re chock-full of those wonderful ways to say no

But you forgot one, wait!

There’s a million, zillion wonderful ways to say no!

Stand back and I’ll demonstrate!

There’s a million, jillion wonderful ways to say-

HI-YAH!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

- Best song ever

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 10:16pm

To whoever remembers what this song is from, I award a shiny new coin.

Updated On: 7/17/06 at 10:16 PM

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 10:39pm

HINT: "Either someone's doing a science project, or this is a SERIOUS no-no!" - upon discovery of drug paraphenailia

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 10:58pm

HINT: Drugs will turn you into a zombie.

[jasonf]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 10:58pm

hint: NO one cares

[Musical_nerd]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 12:50am

Bahaha. Haha. ZING!

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 2:51am

[Pippin]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 11:05am

I loved that special! but I thought it was "a million and one"

they made us watch it in school.

.....and that was the best day of senior year.

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 3:13pm

I remember that. I saw that in grade school, maybe kindergarten, in a school-wide assembly. It's ironic that it's an anti-drug video, because it was so bizarre and nightmarish that nobody could possibly have thought of it without being wasted.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 3:21pm

That would be fun to watch while trippin'.

[wickedrentq]

Posted: 7/18/06 at 4:11pm

Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue!

(Knew that as soon as I saw the title). I want a coin.

That song and the song played on the closing credits...umm...something about get up and go, remember those ways to say no....you'll even outgrow us some day...anyway, those both were written by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman.

I rented that video from Blockbuster all the time. Muppet Babies, Garfield, Ninja Turtles, Looney Tunes, Ducktales, Ghostbusters, Smurfs, Alf, the new adventures of Pooh, etc.

I'm pretty sure it is wild and not "and one"

Anyway, I liked it when I was really young. And still do for nostalgic purposes of course.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/12/06 at 11:35am

"Ya guys cruisin' for lung cancer?"