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Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-07-28 09:20:53


Don't Kick the Animals, Man

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon."

Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by ViciousCircle 2004-07-28 09:32:41


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by mominator 2004-07-28 09:41:44


LOL!! I am so glad I have finished my coffee! Good one BB.

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-07-28 10:47:04


I'll try to keep them coming mominator. Hope everyone enjoys them. I like to start off my mornings with a good laugh and I like to share that laughter.

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by TorontoBoy 2004-07-28 10:58:29


Thanks Booby..........the coffee just spewed over the monitor. One moment please as I go and clean it up

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by DGrant 2004-07-28 11:00:20


Thank goodness he didn't kick the rooster.

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by mominator 2004-07-28 11:01:50


LOL DG!

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by TorontoBoy 2004-07-28 11:02:41


OUCH, DG

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by shira467 2004-07-28 12:00:25


Thanks for the laugh!

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by ponine24601 2004-07-28 12:05:20


thanks bb! that was really funny.

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by Zola Q. LaPlaya 2004-07-28 12:21:07


I don't get it.

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by ViciousCircle 2004-07-28 12:25:38


Pussycat, ****cat, where have you been?

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by Zola Q. LaPlaya 2004-07-28 12:26:32


Well, I haven't been there, that's for damn sure.

If he had kicked a package of Oscar Meyer weiners, I would have understood.

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by ~FloweryFriend~ 2004-07-28 16:48:26


Heh.
Thanks Vish.
I was a little confused myself, what with people not normally eating cat meat...

Very funny, BB.

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-07-28 17:07:27


Glad you guys are enjoying the Chuckles...I'll try to keep up on them so we can all start ours days off with a good laugh.

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted by boborunstheshow 2004-07-28 18:16:47


on a farm, the dad usually gets up first. What was he doing sleeping in? i dont think it makes sense.