GRUMPY OLD WOMEN to Launch Australian Tour on Nov 10

Back to knock some sense back into the nation, The Grumpy Old Women return with their brand spanking new show FIFTY Shades of Biege!

These outrageous women will be entertaining audiences in Warrnambool, Wendouree, Warragul, Latrobe, Shepperton, Sydney, Cessnock, Taree, Tamworth, Newcastle and Port Macquarie from 10 to 23 November.

This jam-packed show comes from the original authors, Jenny Éclair and Judith Holder. It includes all the most Grumpy topics... learning the art of 'Grumpy Grooming', the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), beards for women, which style will suit you?

Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more!

Inspired by the ratings-busting BBC Two series and best-selling Grumpy old Women handbook, Grumpy Old Women Live, is a celebration of the pre-, peri- and post-menopausal female condition. Three live and rather furious females take to the stage for an orgy of middle aged mayhem, with not a thong in sight. Don't forget your bifocals.

Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in this glorious live version of the hit TV show.

TOUR DATES:

Warrnambool

When: Monday 10 November 8pm

Where: Lighthouse Theatre

Booking Details: 03 55594999 or www.lighthousetheatre.com.au

Prices: $55 each or early bird for the first 100 tickets are $49.90

Wendouree

When: Tuesday 11 November 8pm

Where: Wendouree Centre for Performing Arts

Booking Details: 03 5338 0980 www.wcpa.com.au

Prices: $55 each or early bird for the first 100 tickets are $50. Group tickets are $50

Warragul

When: Wednesday 12 November 8pm

Where: West Gippsland Arts Centre

Booking Details: 02 5624 2456 or www.wgac.com.au

Prices: $62.50 each or early bird for the first 100 tickets are $55

Latrobe

When: Thursday 13 November 8pm

Where: Latrobe Performing Arts Centre Town Hall Centre

Booking Details: 02 5176333 or www.latrobe.vic.gov.au

Prices: $52.50 each or early bird for the first 100 tickets are $45

Shepparton

When: Saturday 15 November 8pm

Where: West Side Performing Arts Centre, Mooroopna

Booking Details: 03 5832 9511 or www.riverlinksvenues.com.au

Prices: $59.90 each or early bird for the first 100 tickets are $55

Sydney

When: Monday 17 November 8pm

Where: Sydney Opera House

Booking Details: 02 9250 777 or www.sydneyoperahouse.com

Prices: $59.90 each or early bird for the first 100 tickets are $55

Cessnock

When: Tuesday 18 November 8pm

Where: Cessnock Community Performing Arts Centre

Booking Details: 02 4990 7134 or www.cessnock.nsw.gov.au/cpac

Prices: $65, Members $60, Groups of 8 or more $50

Taree

When: Wednesday 19 November 8pm

Where: Manning Entertainment Centre

Booking Details: 02 6552 5699 or Video Ezy, Victoria St or www.gtcc.nsw.gov.au/mec

Prices: $65. Groups of 10 or more $60

Tamworth

When: Thursday 20 November 8pm

Where: Capital Theatre

Bookings Details: 02 6767 5300 or www.entertainmentvenues.com.au

Prices: $65. Groups of 10 or more $55

Newcastle

When: Friday 21 November 8pm

Where: The Playhouse

Booking Details: 02 4929 1977 or www.civictheatrenewcastle.com.au

Prices: $66.27

Port Macquarie

When: Sunday 23 November 8pm

Where: Glasshouse

Booking Details: 02 6581 8888 or www.online@glasshouse.org.au

Prices: $65

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