"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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Now do you understand how the LEGALLY BLONDE reality show happened??
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
"Perhaps, when we remember wars, we should take off our clothes and paint ourselves blue and go on all fours all day long and grunt like pigs."
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
My sentiments exactly, WiCkEDrOcKs! I laughed out loud when I read your comment (you know how sometimes a phrase hits you just right) and then couldn't agree with you more.
This video and the idiots contained in its footage make me throw up.
Where did the crazy russian scientist man come from?
C-razy!
"I trained as a classical actor at Juilliard. I jump at the opportunity to do classical text...But I never in a million years guessed I'd get to play Juliet!"- Michael Arden
OMGOMGOMGOMG I literally just spit out my water when I heard the Hannah Montana girl and I am not joking. Like I seriously did. I'm not even just saying that.
That was a riot. Yeah, the Hannah Montanna girl took the cake. And I just cringed when that girl called Robin Williams an actress. I only watched it once, but I though that guy messed up James Earl Jones' name. Still it was a fun little video.
"She's makin' millions of dalla's..." "Chuck Norris! HUH HUH HUH! DURRR!" "They're pretty interesting, with the drugs, and the family, and the siblings, and the rivalry, don't you think?" "I like to see Weel Smitt play B'rack Obama on Brah-way...show" I actually want to see La Cheno play Hill-Dogg. And what the hell was that white-haired dude with the glasses talking about?
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I chose, and my world was shaken- So what? The choice may have been mistaken,
The choosing was not...
"Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
oh man... the Filipinos were killing me with their accents... i loved how he messed up Earl James Jones.. haha... and i loved how they say barack obama... aaah Filipinos... gotta love my people!
I would love to see Ben Stein or Donald Trump have a one man show.
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
Like we needed more proof that Broadway.com is completely useless.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
It's so hard to have hope in humanity because of stuff like this.
There's just TOO much to rip on.
edit: oh also, I didn't know Andy Warhol was still alive.
You're reminding me of people you hear at the movies asking questions every ten seconds, "Who is that? Why is that guy walking down the street? Who's that lady coming up to him? Uh-oh, why did that car go by? Why is it so dark in this theater?" - FindingNamo on strummergirl
"If artists were machines, then I'm just a different kind of machine...I'd probably be a toaster. Actually, I'd be a toaster oven because they're more versatile. And I like making grilled cheese" -Regina Spektor
"That's, like, twelve shows! ...Or seven." -Crazy SA Fangirl
"They say that just being relaxed is the most important thing [in acting]. I take that to another level, I think kinda like yawning and...like being partially asleep onstage is also good, but whatever." - Sherie Rene Scott