"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
Patti certainly got the last word in... I love it!
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
Along a similar vein, Lin-Manuel Miranda sent a series of tweets chronicling something that happened at the Hispanic Federation Gala the other night, where a youth orchestra from CA was playing:
At one of her first 54 Below shows someone at a side table was using their phone to either take a photo or video of Patti. When Patti noticed them she pointed at them and said no rather quietly. I doubt most of the audience noticed, it was so subtle.
I once saw a middle-aged woman do this to Linda Eder at Feinstein's maybe 3-4 years ago, with a big table seated right in front of her mic (remember how small this place was) -- birthday tiara, bottle service, etc. It's pretty hard to rile up Linda but she looked visibly annoyed, sang happy birthday to get the woman to shut up as well. At least they weren't in the back fawning over Larry King or anything. What's up with this behavior in such small venues?!
I was there Monday night, and will attest that the article is 100% accurate. Having said that, Patti was more gracious to the idiot woman than she might have been. Since when does the fact that it's your birthday excuse extremely discourteous behavior? I came to see (and hear) Patti, not some woman making a fool of her self and disturbing everyone around her.
CZJ at opening night party for A Little Night Music, Dec 13, 2009.
I hope this isn't a cue to other rude birthday people that you just have to continually make noise and maybe the star of a show will bless you with a birthday song...
"Since when does the fact that it's your birthday excuse extremely discourteous behavior? I came to see (and hear) Patti, not some woman making a fool of her self and disturbing everyone around her."
I was wondering the same thing! I've been doing my birthday wrong this whole time.
Also it's kind of unfortunate that Patti gave this woman the attention she was obviously craving. I'm glad she told her to shut up, and asked her if she was menopausal, but she still gave her exactly the individual attention this woman thought she deserved.
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad