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Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts

Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts

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Jordan Catalano
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#2Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 10:27am

Wow, the super-elite children of extreme privilege being raised to be the most perfect members of a bat-sh*t crazy cult are actually fulfilling their parents' dream for them. Daddy must be so proud.

I want to know why in almost every picture of him Jaden appears to be constipated? Do Scientologists not believe in including fiber in their diets?

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Javi
#2Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 10:37am

OK, my head hurts after reading that.

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CarlosAlberto
#3Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 10:55am

The only answer I would have to agree with is:

Breathing is meditation; life is a meditation. You have to breathe in order to live, so breathing is how you get in touch with the sacred space of your heart.

Everything else is just...I don't know.

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doodlenyc
#4Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 10:56am

This is what happens when you whip your hair back and forth!


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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CarlosAlberto
#5Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 12:20pm

^ The brain starts smashing up against the sides of the skull and....there ya go! Twisted for life.

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themysteriousgrowl
#6Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 12:33pm


I love them.


CHURCH DOOR TOUCAN GAY MARKETING PUPPIES MUSICAL THEATER STAPLES PERIOD OIL BITCHY SNARK HOLES

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tazber
#7Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 12:38pm

Now we know who's behind all those spam threads on the OT board!


....but the world goes 'round

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Jordan Catalano
#8Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 12:42pm

They are Jim Colyer.

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tazber
#9Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 12:44pm

JCWS


....but the world goes 'round

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PalJoey
#10Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 1:17pm



It's not just the answers. It's also the questions that make it seem like a parody:

"I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly?"

"You mentioned breathing earlier, and it’s also an idea that recurs in your songs."


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tazber
#11Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 2:30pm

His tweets are unintentionally hilarious too.
Link


....but the world goes 'round

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HorseTears
#12Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 6:02pm

I like weird celebrities. A bit off kookiness is great. WHEN there's real talent behind that kookiness. These two are very fortunate to be set for life already.

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PalJoey
#13Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 6:34pm

Unless they give away all their money to Scientology.


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sabrelady
#14Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 9:02pm

All they need is the right snake oil salesman and KA CHING!!!

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FishermanBob
#15Every Single Thing About This Jaden & Willow Smith Interview Is Nuts
Posted: 11/18/14 at 10:36pm

Poke fun at them all you want. A lot of what they say makes sense. For instance, the comments about not wanting to attend school because the other teenagers are just too teenagery. So true! And who of us hasn't felt at some point like there’s a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds. It's just Prana energy, yo.