If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
She's an absolute ham. Today I was putting together some flat pack furniture and she was following along behind me with a hex wrench, tapping on all the screws. A true Swede.
She has figured out how to open my laptop, so if I turn my back for a second, those little hands are on the keyboard, pounding as fast as she can. When I approach, she just does it more frantically, while cackling. She knows she's not supposed to do it. I am in SO much trouble.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!