Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!

Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 01:25am
School starts tomorrow! Hope you like New York and don't end up in a 6th story walkup one night auditioning for a movie for a guy you met at Grays Papaya.





Ok, I lied. I hope you do end up doing that.
darquegk
Broadway Legend
joined:2/5/09
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 09:40am
That won't happen because there aren't any good show tunes about date rape.
SonofRobbieJ
Broadway Legend
joined:12/10/09
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 10:08am
^ But 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' could do nicely!
Wynbish
Broadway Legend
joined:4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 10:14am
"Maybe I Like It This Way"!
trentsketch
Broadway Legend
joined:6/25/09
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 10:22am
She can recall the experience in a quick cut montage during dance class while singing I Am Easily Assimilated from Candide.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend
joined:4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 10:29am
There could be a faux-indie acoustic version of "Point of No Return" in a lower key
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 10:52am
Cutting between that and Kurt at a club dressed as an angel, slow motion dancing to techno music while snorting coke from random stranger.
darquegk
Broadway Legend
joined:2/5/09
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:09am
Oh, hell. Let's just have a tribute episode to "Velvet Goldmine!"
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:10am
It's inevitable, really.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend
joined:4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:10am
I wouldn't put it past Murphy
darquegk
Broadway Legend
joined:2/5/09
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:12am
In all seriousness (seriosity?), Darren Criss singing "Hot One" and "Ballad of Maxwell Demon" would be fantastic.
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:16am
Then we see Rachel (mascara running, hair ruffled, one high heel shoe) walking down the street in the rain past a mugging and a shooting (this is New York, afterall) singing "Walking in Memphis" and as the song comes to an end cut to Kurt lying in the alley outside the club, blood gushing from his nose... "in the middle of the pouring.....rain"
darquegk
Broadway Legend
joined:2/5/09
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:21am
Gritty Gleeboot.
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:22am
And then end the scene with Japanese tourists taking a picture of him lying on the ground.

Commercial.
darquegk
Broadway Legend
joined:2/5/09
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:00pm
That's every Ryan Murphy show except Glee, actually.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend
joined:4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:07pm
I miss Popular
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:17pm
Watching Leslie Grossman in a bit part on NEW NORMAL made me weep for POPULAR.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend
joined:4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:31pm
No one says, "Shut your dirty whore mouth, player player" quite like Leslie
jv92
Broadway Legend
joined:11/4/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:33pm
She can sing that cut-out from THE ACT, "Please Sir, Thank You Very Much, Sir" after the Grays Papaya encounter.
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:36pm
I'll bet anything that we'll hear every single song from FAME over the next season.
jv92
Broadway Legend
joined:11/4/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:37pm
Oy, you're probably right, Jordan.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend
joined:4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:40pm
I earnestly believe that Rachel will have some trite audition/agent meeting where she will have her own Coco undressing or casting couch moment. The bad, bad man will accuse of her not being edgy enough. Then, after a talk with Finn, she will rise above it, singing Kelly Clarkson's "Dark Side"
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:42pm
And the entire Glee club will fly up to New York and sing "Hold On" to her.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend
joined:4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:45pm
And then rush the bad, bad office singing Katy Perry's "Part of Me" and either subsequently rush a nicer office and get work there, or the bad, bad man will redeem himself.

And then the chorus girl the bad, bad man was sleeping with will get back into her drugs.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 01:04pm
I hope Kurt will show up at NYADA and go all Shirley Mullholland on Rachel.

F*ck you, LeroyRachel! This was my audition,remember? You're not into high school. We were rehearsing to get me into this school, not you, you f*cker! It's not fair! I didn't want to come here anyway. This school sucks. You've done me a favor, sh*thead. You saved me four f*cking years from this *ss-licking school! You looking at one happy lady guy!Who wants to go to a f*cking school to learn to danceact, anyway?







If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Posted: 9/13/12 at 01:11pm
Does NYADA have Regionals?

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