School starts tomorrow! Hope you like New York and don't end up in a 6th story walkup one night auditioning for a movie for a guy you met at Grays Papaya.
Then we see Rachel (mascara running, hair ruffled, one high heel shoe) walking down the street in the rain past a mugging and a shooting (this is New York, afterall) singing "Walking in Memphis" and as the song comes to an end cut to Kurt lying in the alley outside the club, blood gushing from his nose... "in the middle of the pouring.....rain"
I earnestly believe that Rachel will have some trite audition/agent meeting where she will have her own Coco undressing or casting couch moment. The bad, bad man will accuse of her not being edgy enough. Then, after a talk with Finn, she will rise above it, singing Kelly Clarkson's "Dark Side"
And then rush the bad, bad office singing Katy Perry's "Part of Me" and either subsequently rush a nicer office and get work there, or the bad, bad man will redeem himself.
And then the chorus girl the bad, bad man was sleeping with will get back into her drugs.
I hope Kurt will show up at NYADA and go all Shirley Mullholland on Rachel.
F*ck you, LeroyRachel! This was my audition,remember? You're not into high school. We were rehearsing to get me into this school, not you, you f*cker! It's not fair! I didn't want to come here anyway. This school sucks. You've done me a favor, sh*thead. You saved me four f*cking years from this *ss-licking school! You looking at one happy lady guy!Who wants to go to a f*cking school to learn to danceact, anyway?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.