Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne

bryan2
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Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 03:18pm
Can anyone answer something that has baffled me for years
Audrey Landers in a CHorus line...she didnt dance -she didnt really sing..you can see in the dance shots she isnt it them
..She didnt have big boobs (tits and ass) and she wasnt a name star...WHY THE F--- WAS SHE EVEN IN THIS MOVIE

Updated On: 8/26/10 at 03:18 PM
Phyllis Rogers Stone
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Audrey Landers -A Chorus LIne
Posted: 8/26/10 at 03:27pm
She was more known in the 80s (she and her sister Judy), but I don't think you can really ask "why" about anything to do with that movie, because it's just a giant clusterfrack all around.
FindingNamo
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 03:27pm
They wanted Wayland Flowers to play Zack and Madame to play Cassie, so they gave Audrey Val.
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Jordan Catalano
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joined:10/9/05
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 03:29pm
Isn't Madame lined up to play Morrible In the 9NT of WICKED?
BrodyFosse123
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joined:2/27/06
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 04:22pm
So what does that make you, Brody? A zero-trick pony? - Wanna Be A Foster .........................The only power brody wields is in his own mind, joe. But it's amusing to watch him pretend nonetheless. - tazber
FindingNamo
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 04:34pm

Movie finale costume test.

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CarlosAlberto
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 04:42pm
Wasn't it Audrey's sister Judy who was on "Madame's Place"? Audrey was on "Dallas".
dramamama611
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 04:45pm
she didn't have big boobs?? She was still suppose to be a DANCER, afer all.
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bryan2
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 04:46pm
The song is TITS AND ASS
some kind of bumps should have been there kiddo
CarlosAlberto
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 04:48pm
What's with the big boobs business? I don't recall Pamela Blair having big breasts either. Did you guys expect Dolly Parton-esque cleavage?
BrodyFosse123
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 04:51pm
The song is TITS AND ASS

Um, the correct title of the song is "Dance 10; Looks 3".

So what does that make you, Brody? A zero-trick pony? - Wanna Be A Foster .........................The only power brody wields is in his own mind, joe. But it's amusing to watch him pretend nonetheless. - tazber
Phyllis Rogers Stone
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 04:53pm
There's actually a line in the show (of course cut for the movie) where Sheila says, "They aren't very big."
bryan2
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 04:54pm
Yes but if you know history it was originally
called TITS and ASS but changed during previews
to Dance 10 Looks 3 because it would surpise people
and it got the laughs it deserved
CarlosAlberto
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 05:02pm
There's actually a line in the show (of course cut for the movie) where Sheila says, "They aren't very big."

That's correct! They should have kept it in the film and it would've justified the "visual".
FindingNamo
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 05:11pm
I honestly am ashamed if I messed up the Landerseses.
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CarlosAlberto
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 05:12pm
^ LMAO!! I've been guilty of that myself! Judy has the bigger boobs.
AEA AGMA SM
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 05:21pm
And, I remember correctly, Val's reply to Sheila's quip is something along the lines of "I didn't want them BIG, I wanted them in proportion."
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bryan2
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 05:25pm
well she sucked anyway
CarlosAlberto
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 05:29pm
bryan, I have news for you....the WHOLE MOVIE sucks!
husk_charmer
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 05:52pm
Actually, I don't hate the movie. If you look at it, much of the physical show is still in tact, they just messed it up with the Zach/Cassie stuff.

I have an early draft of the screenplay, and trust me...what we got was a masterpiece compared to the draft I have.
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FindingNamo
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 05:55pm
OHZACKI
I am a dan-suh...
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best12bars
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 06:22pm
The pathetic part is that Audrey's performance as Val is one of the highlights of the film. And I use the term "highlights" loosely.

Such a low curve she set.

Attenborough supposedly didn't know who she was and cast her solely on her interview and screen test.
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Updated On: 8/26/10 at 06:22 PM
Borstalboy
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 07:05pm
"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry
Phyllis Rogers Stone
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 07:54pm
AEA - I might be paraphrasing a bit, but I think her response is something along the lines of, "I heard that, you bitch. I didn't want them like yours. I wanted them in proportion." To which Sheila replies, "You got what you paid for."
DottieD'Luscia
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 07:58pm
I don't think there was anything good about the movie. Goodness, Allyson Reed's hair-don't in the movie was hideous. The actress who played Maggie (name escapes me) was in my tap class in NYC. I always wanted to ask her about the movie, but decided not to.
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AEA AGMA SM
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Posted: 8/26/10 at 08:06pm
Thanks, Phyllis. That does sound more correct than what I put. I just remembered it as a quick back and forth from Sheila to Val, both trying to put the other down.
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