Jerry Finnegan's Sister at Triton High School

Brian Dowd has spent the last 10 years of his life wrestling with an unrequited "something" for his best friend's sister, who happens to live next door. But each and every time he's spoken with Beth Finnegan for more than 30 seconds, he's ended up with his foot planted firmly in his mouth. Now, Beth is about to get married and Brian's time is running out. In a series of fast-moving, hysterically funny scenes, two actors play Brian and Beth from ages seven and six, through their adolescent and teen years, to the present.

"THE PLAY’S ENDING IS, HANDS-DOWN, THE BEST I’VE SEEN IN SUCH COMEDIES. JERRY FINNEGAN’S SISTER MAKES YOU WONDER HOW ROMANCE EVER WORKS. THEN YOU BELIEVE THERE IS LITTLE ELSE." LARRY PARNASS, DAILY HAMPSHIRE GAZETTE, NORTHAMPTON, MASSACHUSETTS