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FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret at Alberta Rose Theatre
Dates: 10/3/2025 - 10/5/2025
📍 Theatre: Alberta Rose Theatre
Lacy Productions
3000 NE Alberta Street
Portland, OR 97211
Phone: (503) 719-6055
Tickets: $30 - $45
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FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret
When hinges creak in a doorless theatre, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!
Kindly join us inside these haunted theatres, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate... there’s no turning back now.
THREE NIGHTS IN PORTLAND, OR Alberta Rose Theatre 3000 Ne Alberta St. Portland, OR
Doors open at 6pm Show at 7pm Friday, October 3, 2025 Saturday, October 4, 2024 Sunday, October 5, 2024
FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret This event is 21 & over.
***ASL INTERPRETATION PROVIDED***
Disclaimer: This is a parody production. The Haunted Mansion® is a trademark and property of The Walt Disney Company. This production is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with The Walt Disney Company, Disney Parks, Disney Enterprises, Inc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third party licensors.
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Alberta Rose Theatre is at 3000 NE Alberta Street , Portland, OR.
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