FOOLISH MORTALS:  A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret at Alberta Rose Theatre

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FOOLISH MORTALS: 
A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

When hinges creak in a doorless theatre, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!  

Kindly join us inside these haunted theatres, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate... there’s no turning back now. 

THREE NIGHTS IN PORTLAND, OR
Alberta Rose Theatre
3000 Ne Alberta St.
Portland, OR

Doors open at 6pm
Show at 7pm
Friday, October 3, 2025
Saturday, October 4, 2024
Sunday, October 5, 2024

FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret
This event is 21 & over.

***ASL INTERPRETATION PROVIDED***

Disclaimer: This is a parody production. The Haunted Mansion® is a trademark and property of The Walt Disney Company.  This production is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with The Walt Disney Company, Disney Parks, Disney Enterprises, Inc or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third party licensors.