ALMOST MAIMED - A Parody With Heart(s) Premieres This August!

Ever had your heart ripped out? Know how it feels to be tethered by an unhealthy connection? Let's just say it, breakups hurt. They can even be a little messy!

Almost Maimed is a gruesomely relatable parody about love, loss, and the brutality of ghosting. Whether you've lost your mind over a lover or two, or you leave a trail of broken hearts in your wake--Almost Maimed will speak to the scars on your achy-breaky heart. You may even feel a splatter or two. (Poncho row: first-come, first-served!)

It heals up really nicely when you let it sit for a while. But every once in a while something kinda bothers it. And the wound opens up.

Almost Maimed runs August 13-16th at TWO different off-off-Broadway Theatre Festivals:

LadyFest at The Tank Tickets: $8

Tuesday, August 13th - 9:30 pm

Thursday, August 15th - 7 pm

Rogue Theater Festival at 13th Street Repertory Tickets: $15

Friday, August 16th - 9pm

Run Time: 50 minutes

Playwright: Rebecca Kane
Director: Taylor Thomson

Featuring: Mariah Plante, Nancy Pop, Caturah Brown, Korra O'Neill, Tara Nicole Murphy, Jahmorei Snipes, Amanda Stafford and Courtney Silber.