THE "LATE SHOW" presents TOP TEN - "Guys Donald Sterling Looks Like"
From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
[As presented on the Monday, April 28 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]
10. The only naked guy in the sauna.
9. The guy who parks with one wheel on the sidewalk.
8. The guy who licks his fingers before pulling cash off a wad.
7. The guy at the gas station smoking near the pumps.
6. The guy who thinks every male performer is gay.
5. The guy who takes a bite out of a sandwich at a buffet and puts it back.
4. The guy who hits on a bride at her wedding.
3. A satisfied customer in "Cash for Gold" ads.
2. Mickey Rourke.
1. The soon-to-be former owner of the Los Angeles Clippers.
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