LATE SHOW's Top 10 'Signs You Know Nothing About Foreign Policy'

Check out THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Signs You Know Nothing About Foreign Policy", as presented on the Monday, Oct. 24 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

 

10. You think “Benghazi” is that bald guy who played Gandhi.

9. Always refer to the United Nations as “The Un.”

8. Promise that on Day 1, you’ll stand up to General Tso.

7. You praise Madagascar’s hilarious talking animals.

6. You think “Arab Spring” is a brand of soap.

5. Refer to every world leader as “What’s-his-name.”

4. You think the G-8 is a hot boy band.

3. Speak to people from other countries with generic “foreign guy” accent.

2. Know Qaddafi was killed, but still worry about Gaddafi, Khadafi and Khadafy.

1. Made it your mission to prevent Iran from enriching geraniums.

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