DAVID LETTERMAN's Top Ten 'Signs You Have a Bad Dentist'

DAVID LETTERMAN presents THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Signs You Have a Bad Dentist"
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"Signs You Have a Bad Dentist" As presented on the Tuesday, April 29 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

10. Begins examination by saying, "Drop your pants."

9. Four out of five dentists think he's nuts.

8. Cleans your teeth then shaves your back.

7. Accidentally whitens your lips.

6. Quit dental school to join Singapore cast of "My Fair Lady."

5. Both of his teeth have cavities.

4. Whispers in your ear, "Nice gums."

3. Pronounces the word "teef."

2. Waiting room has receptionist and a lookout.

1. Asks you to open your mouth and say something racist.

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