I have to say "drop Dead Gorgeous" would be a hoot and Ebersole would need to play Annette.
"I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house. Go find the guy who cut them off me."
"I would kill for the nicotine under your fingernails. The next person who shows up without a pack of Luckys GETS IT!"
"How would like it if I shoved some nice cool mints up your a@#!"
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
"This is a little game we play, "WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?"...shes so funny"
"Hey Tony...tell your ma I said hi."
"They made me a new belly button with skin from my butt."
"She had a big ass then, she's got a big ass now."
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
"You think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America."
"...Yah-my mom gave me this nine-mil for my thirteenth birthday... I'll always remember what she wrote in the card. 'Jesus loves winners.' That's why, no matter what I do... I aim to win."
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad