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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 3/17/08 at 5:12am
A 6 year-old and 4 year-old brothers are upstairs in their bedroom.


"You know what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we
started cussing."

The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with "ass".

The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw HELL Mom, I
guess I'll have some Cheerios."

Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,gets up,
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts,
"You stay in there until I let you out." She then comes back
downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And
what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?

"I dont know," He blubbers, "but you can bet your FAT ASS it won't be
Cheerios!"




"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 3/17/08 at 7:31am
Heh. Betcha never did that again! re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 3/17/08 at 8:02am
I learned my lesson.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson