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Guess who's f**king Ben Afleck and Matt Damon? [Note: only open this thread if you have 20 mins to spare for uninterupted laughter]

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"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
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There was a threads about these two videos earlier this week but it mysteriously disappeared.

They're both hysterical.
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I can't stand Sarah Silverman. Not my kind of humor.
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These threads keep getting deleted.
There is an extended clip with Jimmy interviewing Matt after the clip aired. It is pretty funny as well. There is about 3 minutes of interview at the end.

Sarah gets it on initial humor, Jimmy gets the win on celebrity involvement. Josh Groban - too cute!
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love both of these
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The first one was funny, but the second one had me rolling!
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I don't think beeps are funny, and Jimmy's video is all beeps. You can barely here the other lyrics because of the beep.
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I was just so surprised that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmelman were so funny. Who knew?
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Speaking of funny videos, whatever happened to the YoutUbe video of the SNL once-a-year period comedy? I can't seem to find the thread...was it deleted?
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
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The video was taken down off YouTube- It was on the NBC site last I saw however.
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I wish I were bleeping Matt Damon.
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I wish Matt Damon would bleep me.
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"I was just so surprised that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmelman were so funny. Who knew?"

HAHAHA *EXACTLY*!
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
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'Who's that knocking on my door?'

lol....The first time I heard the Matt Damon one, it wormed it's way into my head and it wouldn't leave for days.

There's a Seth Rogan one out there too.

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Gotta say, I dig Don Cheadle's singing voice. He duetted a while ago with Adam Sandler on Letterman and he was quite good there as well. Listen to the C# he cracks out on that riff. Pretty tasty. And Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin) really tears into his part, too. Terrific.
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i loved how Josh Groban was involved. Last person I would ever think would get involved. haha.
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