I'm glad no one took pictures at my science fair

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...lest I appear on this list. I want that meniscus sweater!
Poor kids
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I think some folks here will be much more interested in the "Extreme Wood" display.
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I think "Plants and Pop" was started and completed on the bus ride to school the morning of the science fair.
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his sweater IS his exhibit.
....but the world goes 'round
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I also wish I could read the "Crystal Meth: Friend or Foe?" exhibit, as I'm curious as to the arguments in "friend's" favor.
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I assume the "Animal Magnetism" exhibit explains how the guy in front of it does not have it?

Nice stache, though!
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Am I the only one who wants to know about the Moon Babies?
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I was thinking more Rose Nylund on that sweater Cal

And jaily--I don't think either of those girls do much meth...unfortunately.

And the Extreme Wood kid at least looks presentable.
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My sixth-grade science fair project looked a lot like Plants and Pop, to be honest. (Of course, I DID wait until the night before to even start working on it, threw it together quickly - I actually do believe it was about different sodas and drinks - and then told my teacher that my dad had thrown out my original poster and I had to make an emergency one in two hours. I doubt she believed me, but I didn't get docked points...)

Meniscus kid is so my new best friend.
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>>I think "Plants and Pop" was started and completed on the bus ride to school the morning of the science fair.

Fine ballpoint pen work.
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That's the best sweater ever.
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I did absolutely nothing for my Science Fair in 7th Grade. I wasn't interested, had no aptitude, didn't care. I went to school that day in a complete panic, but when I got there I had an inspiration - I was wearing a colorful sweater (not as colorful as Meniscus, but...) and I noticed I was given a spot between a project that used a black background setup and one with a white background. So I did something about how the color of my sweater appeared to change slightly depending on which background I was standing against. It worked. Thank God for my art classes.
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I'm embarrassed to know you. re: I'm glad no one took pictures at my science fair
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We never had a science fair--probably because the teacher was always burned as a witch.
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Most people are, SOMMS. re: I'm glad no one took pictures at my science fair
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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I enlarged the picture of the extreme wood exhibit and was shocked to see it was a formula for processing Viagra.
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I'm just thankful for Chemistry class and precipitates. It taught me how to make a great Martini.
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And they bitch about the educational system not preparing kids for real life.
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I hated chemistry. Everybody in the class was able to spell their name using element symbols from the periodic table except me. re: I'm glad no one took pictures at my science fair
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Calvin, I just tried and I can't do it either. I don't see how anyone whose name ends in A could do it, unless they got lucky.
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I am immediately destroying every picture of me in my t-shirt with basketball player on it.

Im so ashamed.








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I put together a tornado machine. Tall box with sliding panels on the sides, light bulbs to warm the air inside, and a pan of water at the bottom. I read about it in a science magazine and thought I'd duplicate it. Oh, how amazing I thought this project was, until I got to school and realized that four other kids had done the exact same thing.
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I did "Why things float" when I was in the first or second grade. Actually, my dad the engineer did most of it for me. I still lost. Not even a damn honorable mention ribbon. I threw a tremendously loud fit in the middle of the awards ceremony, humiliating my sister who had taken me there.

And that was my last science fair.

And Yero, I can do it with my SN, at least!
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