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I need help with my balls

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I need help with my balls#1
Posted: 12/20/07 at 1:38pm
After hearing Pete Schweddy on "Delicious Dish" talk about his Christmas balls, I've always dreamed of a holiday filled with tasty, delightful balls, but to no avail. I've tried several different approaches, but I can see it in my friend's and family's faces when I present them; My balls aren't what they should be.

Can anyone help with a recipe? Have you actually tasted a Schweddy Ball? Is his bakery still in business? I know so many people who would love wake up Christmas Morning to a sack of Schweddy balls!
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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re: I need help with my balls#2
Posted: 12/20/07 at 1:39pm
My Schweddy Balls are the key to a girl's heart.
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re: I need help with my balls#2
Posted: 12/20/07 at 1:39pm
Mr. S. knows that there is a standing invitation and that as long as I have a mouth, he has a place to park them.
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re: I need help with my balls#3
Posted: 12/20/07 at 1:42pm
I've heard they are both sweet n salty? I tried Chef's Salty Balls and found them a little TOO salty for my taste.
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re: I need help with my balls#4
Posted: 12/20/07 at 1:59pm
I ordered mine early and recieved "Pete Schweddy's ball sack" as a complimentary favor to hold all my Christmas balls.
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re: I need help with my balls#5
Posted: 12/20/07 at 2:00pm
With any baking, the secret is just the right amount of beating. With just the right amount of beating, they're nice and tender. Too much beating, and they become tough.
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re: I need help with my balls#6
Posted: 12/20/07 at 2:38pm
And don't be stingy with the oil! You want those balls glistening!
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re: I need help with my balls#7
Posted: 12/20/07 at 2:47pm
did someone have a little "nog" with their eggs this morning, joekv? re: I need help with my balls
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re: I need help with my balls#8
Posted: 12/20/07 at 2:49pm
re: I need help with my balls


Need balls? Get ball soup!


Ball soup gives you balls!
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re: I need help with my balls#9
Posted: 12/20/07 at 6:42pm
For people who have no clue about what we're talking about:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vYDkW2pcw7o
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re: I need help with my balls#10
Posted: 12/20/07 at 7:44pm
lol
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re: I need help with my balls#11
Posted: 12/21/07 at 1:26am
I prefer those who make their balls blue for Hannukah. Schweddy Blue Balls are quite the holiday treat.
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#12
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:14am
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
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re: I need help with my balls#13
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:18am
Ooooh Channukah Balls would be wonderful! I also love Easter balls! As A dear friend of mine would often observe "It's the balls that make a nice basket!"
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Updated On: 12/21/07 at 10:18 AM
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re: I need help with my balls#14
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:10am
Heck, I have heard rumors of people using Schweddy Balls in place of Matzo Balls at Passover - they are that tasty and delicious.
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re: I need help with my balls#15
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:23am
I heard he was going to can his balls, so that people the world over can enjoy them.
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re: I need help with my balls#16
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:29am
Well, put your balls in Chicken Soup and they will be Schweddy!
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re: I need help with my balls#17
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:32am
I'm going to leave my schweddy balls out for Santa, with a nice teabag!
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re: I need help with my balls#18
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:32am
well, apparently Schweddy did try canning his balls some years back, but it was a very hairy process and his balls seemed to have been crushed in the process
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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re: I need help with my balls#19
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:37am
OHHHH, Elphaba I HATE when that happens!!!!
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re: I need help with my balls#20
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:39am
Get back in the kitchen baby, cuz I gotta a sneaking suspision. YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!!!!!!
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re: I need help with my balls#21
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:41am
Pete did admit that his balls are misshapen from resting them on hot stove.
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re: I need help with my balls#22
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:54am
Well, I had heard that one year the cream in Pete's balls was less than adequate
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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re: I need help with my balls#23
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:57am
yes, and I'll admit, some holidays my balls just aren't Shwetty, yes in the past I have used fake Schweddies
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
Updated On: 12/21/07 at 11:57 AM