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Best Craigslist Ad EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Best Craigslist Ad EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#1
Posted: 12/2/07 at 3:01pm
You teach me "Ghetto" and I'll teach you proper English
Reply to: comm-496329088@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-02, 1:20PM EST


I want to learn to speak "ghetto". I know some phrases like "keep it real" and "word" and "she's mad cool", but looking to improve my ghetto vocabulary.

In return, I can teach you how to speak proper English so you can get a decent job and you won't be embarassed talking in front of White people.

I'm 29 yrs old, straight goodlooking dude, mad cool, mad funny, looking for a female who wants to learn/teach.

let's chill and see whats up!

Best Craigslist Ad EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Yes, there really is a picture of a hennessy bottle in the ad.


sorry i found this absolutely hysterical.


http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/act/496329088.html
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that's brilliant.
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Liver, what the heck were you searching for?
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I was just going through the general area of the Cummunity Section. No search parameters, just clicked general and that was one of them.

I also found in ad under the Talent area under Gigs (again not searching just clicking Talent) that was looking for guys for JO videos. It was quite funny.

Craigslist fills my depressing unemployed days with smiles.
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Get a job.
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I do believe Craigslist has job opportunity advertisements.
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Diva Darling, that's why I spend so much time on craigslist. Looking for work.
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Diva Darling, that's why I spend so much time on craigslist. Looking for work.
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oh, I ment re: Best Craigslist Ad EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, darling.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post. <<>> -whatever2
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Why do I get the feeling that Dollypop is somehow behind that listing? Although I seriously doubt he could pass for 29. Or good-looking...or, well, you get the picture.
PEACE.
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Some of my best jobs have been found on Craigslist... My ass in Times Square and playing a recycling character in the Macy's parade are right there at the top. But I saw someone looking for a heart surgeon to perform his bypass last week. They didn't have insurance and were looking for someone to donate it in exchange for a video of the procedure that his friend would record. Hilarious!!
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Word.
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A recent billboard here in the SoCal area is an ad for a cell-phone provider that has as its tagline, "Where you ats?" (with the requisite web address 'whereyouat.com')

This is the future?
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I heard someone ask "Where you at?" on Friday night, at the theatah no less.

At least it wasn't "Where y'at?"
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"I'm 29 yrs old, straight goodlooking dude, mad cool, mad funny, looking for a female who wants to learn/teach."

I'm guessing he's also now a dead [white] man walking.