OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!

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OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#1
Posted: 11/20/07 at 11:34pm
Coming up on The News at 11 airport security workers and skycaps alike have some tips to make your Thanksgiving travel experience a little less horrific.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#2
Posted: 11/20/07 at 11:39pm
This is the first year that I don't have to travel on Thanksgiving-I'm just going around the block to a friend's house, YAY!
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#2
Posted: 11/20/07 at 11:45pm
Don't hit any aggie on your way over, Jane.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#3
Posted: 11/20/07 at 11:48pm
Coming up after the break: How just going around the corner for Thanksgiving this year may NOT be the escape from travel nightmares you might think.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#4
Posted: 11/20/07 at 11:52pm
"aggie"

Excuse my ignorance Missy P but is that a new word for some booze?
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#5
Posted: 11/20/07 at 11:57pm
I have laughed more on this board in the past few days than I have in all my years here.

Janey, "aggie" is the new word for something else that we can't mention because it gets threads deleted. I'll give you some hints. It rhymes with the stuff that jondouglas drinks and you often see its head hanging on walls at those restaurants designed to make you feel like you're in a lodge in Idaho even though you're really in Edison, New Jersey.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#6
Posted: 11/20/07 at 11:59pm
OOOHHHH, now I know. See how far behind I am? I thought carol was the new word for that. I'll only hit an aggie if it hits me first.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#7
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:00am
A special report coming up First at Six, how our four-hooved "friends" can make Thanksgiving Travel Nightmares even WORSE! All that and could there be an icy mix on the way? Find out after this.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#8
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:02am
Ten die at eleven!
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#9
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:05am
And icy mix and Agnes = travel nightmare!
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#10
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:05am
Death on the roadway could make an already tedious travel day even worse. Find out how, right after Sports.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#11
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:07am
I hope I'll be able to make it home to see those near and aggie to me!
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#12
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:07am
Stupid sports!
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#13
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:16am
Sports suck.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#14
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:23am
But after sports there's usually something heartwarming.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#15
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:25am
Like a 30-second clip of the Nutcracker on Ice.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#16
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:26am
Or group showering in the locker room.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#17
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:26am
Or Santa shopping at Target.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#18
Posted: 11/21/07 at 12:27am
Awwww, wasn't that Gumdrop adorable? That's it for the News at 11, tomorrow morning First at Five, we'll update you on airport conditions on the 30 seconds. You can't afford to miss it.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#19
Posted: 11/21/07 at 10:09am
Can't they just have a separate hour so they can bring you the "olds".

Turkey stuffing ingredients you never thought you'd use! Coming up after the break...
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#20
Posted: 11/21/07 at 10:14am
Ugh.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#21
Posted: 11/21/07 at 10:15am
This is one of the many reasons why I hate "the news" more and more each day.

They'll scare you into watching their next report.

"Find out what kind of puppy food may save your dog's life... at eleven."

In other words, if you don't watch our news show, your puppy may die.

Lovely way to get those ratings, isn't it?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#22
Posted: 11/21/07 at 10:18am
Don's live from the airport where he says he's never seen such long lines in his life, right after this.
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#23
Posted: 11/21/07 at 10:20am
Is he talking about the potential gusts of wind... up to as much as 5 MPH?
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re: OHMYGOD TRAVEL NIGHTMARE!#24
Posted: 11/21/07 at 10:22am
That's right, wind gusts of up to 5 mph in Chicago may upset flight schedules all around the country. But first, meet a squirrel who has an interesting hobby: waterskiiing!
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