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THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 10/18/07 at 5:09am
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the
first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding
bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was
a sign attached that said, "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES
LAST YEAR"

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs
and said, " He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said, "THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST
YEAR" The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and
said, "That's more than twice a week! You could
learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters, "THIS BULL
MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR" The wife, so excited
that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
said,"That's once a day.You could REALLY learn
something from this one. The husband looked at her
and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the
same old cow."

PLEASE NOTE: The husband's condition has been
upgraded from critical to stable and he should
eventually make a full recovery.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend
joined:1/3/05
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joined:
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re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 10/18/07 at 11:18am
Haha! Good one.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife