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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 8/3/07 at 5:14am
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your habit? I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 8/3/07 at 5:22am
HAHAHAHAH! Great way to start a morning!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
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re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 8/3/07 at 6:27am
So, HD is hiding out as a nun...
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post. <<>> -whatever2
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re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3
Posted: 8/3/07 at 11:06am
Lovely!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"