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Saturday Morning Chuckle

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Saturday Morning Chuckle#0
Posted: 9/4/04 at 2:19am
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes SL55
convertible.

He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75.

He pushed the pedal to the metal even more.

Then he looked in his rear view mirror only to see a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring .

"I can get away from him with no problem," he thought as he tromped it harder, flying down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110; 120 mph.

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing"

Pulling over to the side of the road he waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.

"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in
30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason that I've never heard before why you were driving that fast, I'll let it go."

The man looked up at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

Tipping his hat the trooper replied, "Sir, have a real nice day."



"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: Saturday Morning Chuckle#1
Posted: 9/4/04 at 12:54pm
Thanks, Boobs. It had me worried when I didnt see this on the first page!
Sleeping in almost robbed me of my chuckle!
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re: Saturday Morning Chuckle#2
Posted: 9/4/04 at 4:47pm
You don't know how much I needed a laugh.

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re: Saturday Morning Chuckle#3
Posted: 9/4/04 at 5:54pm
And now we all know why I need a Mercedes...
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re: Saturday Morning Chuckle#4
Posted: 9/4/04 at 6:19pm
BB that was GREAT!!! Thanks for the giggle.
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re: Saturday Morning Chuckle#5
Posted: 9/4/04 at 6:26pm
omigosh. What a scream!
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re: Saturday Morning Chuckle#6
Posted: 9/5/04 at 12:15am
That was awesome, Boobs.


Beacon, I'm going to say "What a scream!" now.
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re: Saturday Morning Chuckle#7
Posted: 9/5/04 at 1:15am
Boobs: Do you come up with these jokes on your own? If you do, you should write a book with a collection of them.
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re: Saturday Morning Chuckle#8
Posted: 9/5/04 at 1:34am
I agree with Millie... years later, historians will be picking the book apart and trying to figure out what it all means :)
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