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Friday Morning Chuckle

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Friday Morning Chuckle#0
Posted: 8/6/04 at 7:09am
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be 'sugar'?"

The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The Teacher Fainted
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: Friday Morning Chuckle#1
Posted: 8/6/04 at 7:12am
That little girl must be related to BWW...

good one!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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re: Friday Morning Chuckle#2
Posted: 8/6/04 at 7:14am
I have to thank Undiscovered for that one.

Morning NYadgal...have a safe trip and try to go on to BWW every chance you get when you're away.
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re: Friday Morning Chuckle#3
Posted: 8/6/04 at 7:18am
Have a safe and fun trip, NYadgal re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Updated On: 8/6/04 at 07:18 AM
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re: Friday Morning Chuckle#4
Posted: 8/6/04 at 7:33am
thanks...in the meantime, pass me the aspirin.
What was I thinking swillin' champagne on a Thursday night? ouch!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 8/6/04 at 07:33 AM
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re: Friday Morning Chuckle#5
Posted: 8/6/04 at 10:00am
Ah...ha!! That was great....I loved it. Every girl's dream!
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re: Friday Morning Chuckle#6
Posted: 8/6/04 at 11:36am
BB Another good one! LOL
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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re: Friday Morning Chuckle#7
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:05pm
Keep 'em coming Boobs. I love 'em!