Iron Crow Theatre Company's THE WELL OF HORNINESS Opens Tonight

This hilarious and wild send up of a film-noir detective genre puts the focus on the women in this all-female Baltimore premiere of Holly Hughes' The Well of Horniness. As director Julianne Franz says, this play is "a lust-filled lover who woos you with wit while in a full-on panic to get your clothes off". This outrageous comedy by playwright, lesbian icon, and Iron Crow Theatre Advisory Board member Holly Hughes is sure to be sexy, funny, and with just the right amount of mania expected of a live-show with a studio audience.

Paired with nightly entertainment as one would expect of watching SNL or a late-night talk show, this will be an evening at the theater full of variety and humor, with the focus on Hughes' play as the headliner. Full of innuendo, sexiness, and a bit of chaos, the play provides homage to the decades of past ranging from 1940s radio shows, 1960s sitcoms, and 1980s pop-culture. The story is that of the hidden world of the Tridelta Tribads, a sinister, Sapphic sorority. When one of their members gets murdered in the powder room of the Vixen's Den Dinner Theatre, it's up to Garnet McClit, "lady detective" to solve the case.

Directed by Julianne Franz and featuring: Andrea Bush, Katie Hileman, Miranda Kosten, Chloe Mikala, Elizabeth Scollan, Ann Turiano, Kelly Hutchison, and Autumn Breaud. Costumes by Wil Crowther, Lighting by Chris Flint, Set by Mollie Singer, Sound by Julianne Franz, Props by Nick Genna (Artistic Associate), and Stage Managed by Heather Lynn Peacock (Artistic Associate/Resident SM).

Baltimore Theatre Project 45 West Preston Street Baltimore MD, 21201 Tickets: $22 - General Admission; $17 - Seniors/Educators/Military; $10 CASH - Students

For more information and ticket reservations visit www.ironcrowtheatre.org or call 443-637-CROW (2769).

SHOWTIMES:

Friday June 5th at 8:00 pm

Saturday June 6th at 8:00 pm

Thursday June 11th at 8:00 pm

Friday June 12th at 8:00 pm

Saturday June 13th at 8:00 pm

Sunday June 14th at 7:00 pm

Wednesday June 17th at 8:00 pm

Thursday June 18th at 8:00 pm

Friday June 19th at 8:00 pm

Saturday June 20th at 8:00pm

**This production contains adult language and themes *Iron Crow Theatre is a tax-exempt 501(c) 3 non-profit

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