Check Out Monologue Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS, 9/9

Below, check out LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS monologue highlights from last night's broadcast.

Vice President Biden last night referred to inner city Detroit as "the hood" during a speech about education. Which wouldn't be so bad except he followed it by saying "east siii-eeede!"

During yesterday's rally supporting her opposition to same sex marriage, embattled county clerk Kim Davis and her husband posed for photos with prominent Republicans. She apparently met her husband in a John Steinbeck novel.

Justin Bieber's new song, "What Do You Mean" is his first-ever Billboard number 1 single. Bieber wrote the song in response to the question, "Does the defendant understand the charges before him?"

A man in Northern Ireland has been sentenced to four months in jail after he repeatedly got drunk and called emergency services while pretending to be rapper Nicki Minaj. Wow, nobody's gotten in this much trouble for pretending to be Nicki Minaj since Iggy Azalea.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS: Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.