LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 7/29

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast:

Donald Trump said yesterday that he would love to have Sarah Palin in his administration, because she is "somebody who knows what's happening." Said Sarah Palin, "Trump's running for president?!"

Chris Christie said yesterday if he's elected he'll fight against legalized marijuana, so Colorado and Washington residents had better quote "smoke that pot now." Said Colorado and Washington residents, "okay."

New research found that couples who publicly share things about their relationship on Facebook are more committed to each other. Of course, they have to be, because nobody else will talk to them.
A teen couple has won over 20 thousand dollars in scholarship money for making their prom outfits entirely from duct tape. Unfortunately, they had to spend it all on hospital bills after taking the outfits off.

Disneyland Paris is being accused of intentionally overcharging Germans as much as double the standard ticket price. And honestly, what have the Germans ever done to France?

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.