Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 9/22

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from 9/22

We made it to 100 episodes. And I want to thank the one group of people we couldn't have done it without: people who drink coffee late in the afternoon even though they know it's a bad idea.

The Secret Service is under investigation after two different men made it onto the White House grounds this weekend after jumping the fence. Said President Obama, "jumping the fence, huh? Why didn't I think of that?"

The militant group ISIS today released a new audio clip mocking American politicians, including John Kerry and John McCain. And Americans are really upset because they released it directly into everybody's iTunes account.

There's a new app called Cuddlr, which hooks up strangers who want to meet and cuddle with each other. If you want to know more about Cuddlr, keep watching Dateline. Shouldn't be long now.
A Florida woman spent 20 thousand dollars on surgery to get a third breast so that she would be unattractive to men because she is tired of dating. Yes, I guess dating would be hard when you don't understand men at all.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.

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