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Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag

Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag

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#1Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:25pm

Take a look inside. Good god.


"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#2Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:32pm

Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag

 

 

 

Nuelle Fiera arouser for her ($250)

 

Well...my, my, my you don't say?

 

And what the hell?!?! No free Neutrogena products?!?! What is the world coming to?!?! 

 

Updated On: 2/10/16 at 05:32 PM

FindingNamo
#3Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:35pm

HOLY CRAP.  The Oscars are REALLY REALLY WHITE!
 

Joseph's Toiletries toilet paper ($275)

 

What these asses need is kicking:

 

https://www.josephs-toiletries.com/product


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Updated On: 2/10/16 at 05:35 PM

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Fantod
#4Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:45pm

Oooh! Chap stick!

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#5Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:45pm

I bet Dave19 thinks black attendees should get only 12 percent of the swag.

Shrek3
#6Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:46pm

No tickets to Hamilton?

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#7Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:48pm

Reginald Tresilian said: "I bet Dave19 thinks black attendees should get only 12 percent of the swag.

 

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  1. 10-day all-expenses-paid trip to Israel ($55,000)

 

They can only stay for 36 hours in Israel.


"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
Updated On: 2/10/16 at 05:48 PM

FindingNamo
#8Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:51pm

Luckily it's not a problem this year because it's only going to the nominees in the actor and actress categories.

 

#racismsilverlining


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best12bars
#9Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:54pm

#giftsforwhitepeople


"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22

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#10Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:56pm

The one gift in here that I love:

 

  1. A 10,000-meal donation made in the nominee's name to an animal shelter or rescue of their choice ($6,300)

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22

FindingNamo
#11Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 6:01pm

At least it looks outward!  Although I suppose a Vampire Breast Lift does too.


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#12Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 7:56pm

This sounds essential (and no, it's not *my* typo)
Dandi Patch to make sweat stains ($21)

FindingNamo
#13Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 8:38pm

I rarely think this way, but seriously:  OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!


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#14Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 9:01pm

pfffffft! No Fleshlight for the guys!

 


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

FindingNamo
#15Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 9:01pm

And not a drop of Moon Juice.


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#16Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 10:36pm

That's just over the top and insane, but got to say love the toilet paper! 


Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist. Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino. This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more. Tazber's: Reply to Is Stephen Schwartz a Practicing Christian

FindingNamo
#17Here Is Everything Inside the $232,000 Oscars Gift Bag
Posted: 2/10/16 at 10:46pm

Because people like Gwyneth Paltrow even poop better than you do!


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