Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan

tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 05:00pm
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 11/12/13 at 05:00 PM
RW3
Broadway Star
joined:7/20/13
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 05:05pm
I hope this is a joke
IdinaBellFoster
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/06
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 06:15pm
Is it bad that I kind of love it?
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N2N Nate.
Broadway Star
joined:7/11/13
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 06:16pm
I love it.
So Lauren Bacall me, anything goes! *wink*
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/04
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 06:32pm
I rather love the incredibly tacky "HBomb" necklace
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Sutton Ross
Broadway Star
joined:7/20/13
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 06:33pm
"I hope this is a joke"

That's how I feel about the entire movie.
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 06:34pm
I smell A Chorus Line type bomb
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Wildcard
Broadway Legend
joined:6/21/06
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 07:11pm
I feel bad for the kids who will watch this movie and think it's how Annie is supposed to be.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 07:14pm
A near impossible feat: Making Cameron Diaz look ugly
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best12bars
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/05
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 07:23pm
A Miss Hannigan selfie.
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Sutton Ross
Broadway Star
joined:7/20/13
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 07:24pm
Not that impossible.
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Updated On: 11/12/13 at 07:24 PM
Wildcard
Broadway Legend
joined:6/21/06
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 07:29pm
Cameron has long been regarded as one of the worst actresses to see in HD, and not just because of her acting!
Cameron Diaz To Get Screwed By HDTV
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 07:34pm
Hear tell she is a bity nasty to her fans in public
Mary had a little lamb : The PC signature line.
Sutton Ross
Broadway Star
joined:7/20/13
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 07:43pm
“Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be, or to be indistinguishable from, self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.” Neal Stephenson
Updated On: 11/12/13 at 07:43 PM
bwayphreak234
Broadway Legend
joined:7/4/10
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 08:34pm
Cameron Diaz always looks greasy and dirty to me. Like she needs to shower.
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promisespromises2
Featured Actor
joined:5/23/13
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 09:36pm
I thought that was Felicity Huffman for a second!
GlindatheGood22
Broadway Legend
joined:7/17/07
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 10:24pm
I don't understand how this is going to work without the Depression/FDR/prohibition. Also I kind of don't care.
I leave the room smiling.
best12bars
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/05
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 10:40pm
From what I can tell, this adaptation of Annie is for people who don't already know and love Annie (the musical).

This is going to be nothing remotely like the stage show or the previous film and TV versions.

It's not that Annie. At all. Except for a shell of the plot and a few of the songs. Otherwise, it's entirely different.

My advice: Don't expect to be familiar with any of it when you see it.

I won't have that problem, because I won't be seeing it. It doesn't interest me. But I'm clearly not the audience they're looking for. I'm not sure who they think they're making this film for, but it's definitely not me. And that's fine.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend
joined:2/9/04
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 10:46pm
Would have been funnier if they made Hannigan stuck in the seventies with a Dorothy Hamill bob or a Lee Grant penis head.
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best12bars
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/05
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/12/13 at 10:49pm
If they tried that, it would probably backfire, and she'd look like Javier Bardem in "No Country For Old Men."

Wait, what am I saying? This already looks like a backfire.
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bwayphreak234
Broadway Legend
joined:7/4/10
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/13/13 at 01:01am
I really do not get what they are trying to do here... Annie is such an iconic figure. I feel like you can't really make so many drastic changes and still call it "Annie".
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TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/09
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/13/13 at 02:00am
"You know what would be good? Taking Annie out of the depression and set in modern day where the entire concept of Annie will not only not work, but come off incredibly exploitative! Rich man taking in an orphan for 2 weeks for the free publicity only to drop her back off at the orphanage? In 2013? SURE! It'd work for sure!"
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jacobsnchz14
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SonofRobbieJ
Broadway Legend
joined:12/10/09
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/13/13 at 11:43am
I'm a little obsessed with Miss Hannigan as a banjee girl. Like...I'm gonna get stoned and watch the sh*t out of this kind of obsessed.
best12bars
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/05
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/13/13 at 11:56am
OMG

Banjee girl! Yes!

Maybe they'll rewrite the lyrics to Little Girls as Banjee Girl.
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best12bars
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/05
Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan
Posted: 11/13/13 at 11:58am
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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