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If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....

chanel
#1If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/13/12 at 5:26pm

....not just medium-bad ones, here's what would happen.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/2012/04/what_movies_sho.php

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Mister Matt
#2If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/13/12 at 5:31pm

Oh, dear. Did Musto just cut-and-paste an old BWW summer thread? God, that article was less funny than the annual thread here pretending it's a funny topic...again...and again...and again...


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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best12bars
#2If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/13/12 at 6:18pm

It seems we stood and talked like this before ...


"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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tazber
#3If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/13/12 at 9:46pm

That article is only about 5 years late.


....but the world goes 'round

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CapnHook
#4If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/14/12 at 12:24am

XANADU


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

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CapnHook
#5If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/14/12 at 12:24am

XANADU


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

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hyperbole_and_a_half
#6If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/14/12 at 4:31pm

If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....

Still pissed that Xanadu got the stage treatment and almost nobody has heard of this thing. It blows Xanadu out of the water and out-camps Rocky Horror. The soundtrack alone is the reason I still had my parents' record player in working condition until a few years ago. "The power of rock...in 1994!" is an awesome tagline for a movie written when disco was still a thing. Last I looked it's on Netflix Instant, and you can check out the trailer if you're piqued: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BY9cvgrP1c

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tazber
#7If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/14/12 at 4:41pm

I LOVE The Apple! I have the dvd and watch it at least twice a year. It's bad in the best way possible.

And the music is really great.


....but the world goes 'round

ChildrenwillListen
#8If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/14/12 at 5:31pm

Human Centipede the musical

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darquegk
#9If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/14/12 at 6:14pm

The Apple is fun in its own way, but I feel like it's a bit too much like "Phantom of the Paradise," in a "only one can survive" kind of way. And with "Paradise" already being eerily close to "Rocky Horror," that just makes "The Apple" even more expendable to me.

NoHSMisNotAMusical
#10If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/15/12 at 11:49am

ChildrenWillListen- Human Centipede the Musical does exist. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gLagIYMHVE

ChildrenwillListen
#11If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/15/12 at 9:38pm

Why am I not surprised?

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themysteriousgrowl
#12If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/15/12 at 9:41pm

If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....


CHURCH DOOR TOUCAN GAY MARKETING PUPPIES MUSICAL THEATER STAPLES PERIOD OIL BITCHY SNARK HOLES

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My Oh My
#13If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/16/12 at 12:21am

A Pink Flamingos musical would make my life.

And with a dogsh*t eating finale, it will make yours, too.


Recreation of original John Cameron orchestration to "On My Own" by yours truly. Click player below to hear.

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SNAFU
#14If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....
Posted: 4/16/12 at 2:31am

Oh..... "The Chicken F**ker" would make a great Act one Finale... or "I Want Eggs!"...


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