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JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 03:14pm
They think they are so great. And they are noisy and smell bad. Plus they take any opportunity to ram you with their damn horns. I hate goats.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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Roscoe
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 03:24pm
Curried goat is tasty, though.
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doodlenyc
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joined:11/5/04
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 03:36pm
My coat is noisy and smells bad...so I hate coats.
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Broadwayboobs
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 04:19pm
I hate gloaters too.
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JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 04:56pm
And now that I think of it...Ducks ain't no great prize either.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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best12bars
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/05
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 06:53pm
I heard Goats has been turned into a musical, and it's coming to Broadway next year!
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 06:58pm
What about Sylvia?
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Jay Lerner-Z
Broadway Legend
joined:4/4/11
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 07:02pm
Who?
JbaraFan1
Broadway Legend
joined:8/14/04
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 07:12pm
"Goats eat oats, and colts eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?"
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 07:35pm
Ask Edward Albee
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Almira
Broadway Star
joined:12/6/09
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 07:38pm

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Updated On: 10/5/11 at 07:38 PM
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Eris0303
Broadway Legend
joined:7/30/07
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 09:50pm
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Bettyboy72
Broadway Legend
joined:3/31/06
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 10:30pm
I hate men for the exact same reason:

"They think they are so great. And they are noisy and smell bad. Plus they take any opportunity to ram you with their damn horns."

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
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tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 05:54am
I love Randall.

Goats are ok. I thought the one who played Bobby in Doyle's "Company" a few years ago was pretty good.
....but the world goes 'round
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JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 11:40am
Taz don't go making excuses for those horrible goats. You know they'd kill you if the had half a chance. Never turn your back on a goat.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
Updated On: 10/6/11 at 11:40 AM
tommyboy
Broadway Star
joined:12/21/06
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 01:03pm
There is a goat in the cast of MISTER ROBERTS. In a regional production I was in, we had a pool where each entry could buy a guess as to how many times the goat would take a dump on the stage during the performance. The production was 21 perfs. Nobody won as nobody guessed 21 times. It was agreed we donate the pool money to charity.

Needless to say, the goat stopped the show every time. The ensuing laughter was a welcome break to an otherwise poor production of a great play.

Also come to think, many of the seabees from the cast, stayed on with the company for the next show, which was, of course, SOUTH PACIFIC.
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JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 01:20pm
Never work with children or goats.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 01:24pm
My Jamaican neighbor brought me goat's head soup once.
....but the world goes 'round
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SonofMammaMiaSam
Broadway Legend
joined:11/7/03
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 01:27pm
Did it butt you?
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Broadwayboobs
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 01:34pm
Mannish Water/ Goathead Soup

Ingredients

4 lbs cut up goat's head
3 gallons of water
10 - 12 green bananas
1 lb flour for dumpling
1 lb coco
1 lb yam
1 lb carrot
1 lb cho cho
1 lb irish potato
1 lb yam
1/2 lb scallion
3 medium sized scotch bonnet peppers
4 sprig. Thyme
salt to taste





Cooking Directions

1.Clean and cutup goat's head, tripe and or goat's feet. Put 5 gallons of water to boiling temperature. Place meat in pot.
2.Let simmer for about 3 hours or until meat is tender. Add vegetables and seasoning. 3.Peel and add green bananas to pot and cook for another hour.
4.Make dumplings and add to pot. Let cook for another hour. Remove hot peppers! Adjust seasoning and amount of water if needed.
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Mister Matt
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 04:51pm
I could never get past step 1 of that recipe.
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tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
I hate Goats
Posted: 7/16/12 at 02:29pm
Surfing goats!





....but the world goes 'round
ChanceEncounter
Stand-by
joined:7/7/12
I hate Goats
Posted: 7/16/12 at 02:35pm
I've been in contact with the Goat Ambassador and joe, I'm sorry to report they are not that fond of you either.
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wexy
Broadway Legend
joined:9/19/05
I hate Goats
Posted: 7/16/12 at 02:48pm
Personally or professionaly?
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blueroses
Broadway Legend
joined:10/18/04
I hate Goats
Posted: 7/16/12 at 03:08pm
Aw, come on. The fainting goats are so cute.
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Addison D.
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/12
I hate Goats
Posted: 7/16/12 at 03:11pm
I hate Goats

Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you the monkey/puppy Dude?

What about da widdle baby goats???

You think, what do you want? You think, make a decision...

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